halfmanhalfbronco Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 Why is every pretty white girl under 40 +++++ing obsessed with astrology? It makes dating +++++ing impossible. I refuse to be in a relationship with a woman who asks me what sign I am as an ice breaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyobraska Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 36 minutes ago, halfmanhalfbronco said: Why is every pretty white girl under 40 +++++ing obsessed with astrology? It makes dating +++++ing impossible. I refuse to be in a relationship with a woman who asks me what sign I am as an ice breaker. That's just because you are a uh Gemini? Of course you'd say that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandjean87 Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 52 minutes ago, halfmanhalfbronco said: Why is every pretty white girl under 40 +++++ing obsessed with astrology? It makes dating +++++ing impossible. I refuse to be in a relationship with a woman who asks me what sign I am as an ice breaker. You date white girls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halfmanhalfbronco Posted December 4, 2021 Author Share Posted December 4, 2021 1 minute ago, grandjean87 said: You date white girls? It's Idaho... The dream is a Nez Perce one who will let me hunt and fish the Rez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandjean87 Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, halfmanhalfbronco said: It's Idaho... The dream is a Nez Perce one who will let me hunt and fish the Rez. Paulette is CDA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halfmanhalfbronco Posted December 4, 2021 Author Share Posted December 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, grandjean87 said: Paulette is CDA. The Paiute are pretty as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandjean87 Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, halfmanhalfbronco said: The Paiute are pretty as well. You have options. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halfmanhalfbronco Posted December 4, 2021 Author Share Posted December 4, 2021 Just now, grandjean87 said: You have options. Best hunting and fishing in Idaho is on the Nez rez. That's the dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sactowndog Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 1 hour ago, halfmanhalfbronco said: Why is every pretty white girl under 40 +++++ing obsessed with astrology? It makes dating +++++ing impossible. I refuse to be in a relationship with a woman who asks me what sign I am as an ice breaker. So what is your sign? Something that likes to argue for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misplacedcowboy Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 Why are you stuck in the shallow end with floaties (white girls 18-35)? Time to man up and try a spinning backflip off the diving board into shark-infested waters. Find yourself some old-money 60 year old widow, or maybe some hard-working taco truck gal. Then again, I've been married for a while now. So, to keep with the pool analogy, dating advice from me is like swim lessons from a brick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halfmanhalfbronco Posted December 4, 2021 Author Share Posted December 4, 2021 46 minutes ago, misplacedcowboy said: Why are you stuck in the shallow end with floaties (white girls 18-35)? Time to man up and try a spinning backflip off the diving board into shark-infested waters. Find yourself some old-money 60 year old widow, or maybe some hard-working taco truck gal. Then again, I've been married for a while now. So, to keep with the pool analogy, dating advice from me is like swim lessons from a brick. Taco Truck gal sounds fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halfmanhalfbronco Posted December 4, 2021 Author Share Posted December 4, 2021 1 hour ago, sactowndog said: So what is your sign? Something that likes to argue for sure. Aquarius...If you think I'm argumentative you should meet my little sister, she's an Ares. +++++.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sactowndog Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 2 hours ago, halfmanhalfbronco said: Aquarius...If you think I'm argumentative you should meet my little sister, she's an Ares. +++++.... Haha. So am I….. argumentative is definitely a trait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halfmanhalfbronco Posted December 4, 2021 Author Share Posted December 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, sactowndog said: Haha. So am I….. argumentative is definitely a trait. I hate you so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandjean87 Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, halfmanhalfbronco said: I hate you so much You know, the three dudes from the Orient that went to pay homage to baby Jesus were probably Zoroastrian priests who really did the Astrology thing. Maybe the right lady will find you, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halfmanhalfbronco Posted December 4, 2021 Author Share Posted December 4, 2021 1 minute ago, grandjean87 said: You know, the three dudes from the Orient that went to pay homage to baby Jesus were probably Zoroastrian priests who really did the Astrology thing. Maybe the right lady will find you, too. Astrology is fascinating from many perspectives. Culturally, historically. Tiberius had his astrologers thrown from the cliffs of Capri. (I mean who can blame the man?) Actually believing that the position of planets relative to your time of birth impacts who you are as a person is +++++ing stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanforHeisman Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 I’m not into that shit but I can’t lie the personalities do seem to line up right with signs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandjean87 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 12 minutes ago, halfmanhalfbronco said: Astrology is fascinating from many perspectives. Culturally, historically. Tiberius had his astrologers thrown from the cliffs of Capri. (I mean who can blame the man?) Actually believing that the position of planets relative to your time of birth impacts who you are as a person is +++++ing stupid. I liked With Chamberlain’s answer to the question, “what sign were you born under?” The dollar sign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halfmanhalfbronco Posted December 5, 2021 Author Share Posted December 5, 2021 1 minute ago, grandjean87 said: I liked With Chamberlain’s answer to the question, “what sign were you born under?” The dollar sign. This is honestly a point of frustration for me. The last 3 girls I have tried to "date" have all been super into astrology, as soon as I find that out, I just cut it off. If they believed in Bigfoot...now that is different!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stealthlobo Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 34 minutes ago, halfmanhalfbronco said: This is honestly a point of frustration for me. The last 3 girls I have tried to "date" have all been super into astrology, as soon as I find that out, I just cut it off. If they believed in Bigfoot...now that is different!!! Flat Earth believer? Marry that girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...