Rev McQuervo Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 From the Land of Urine Bombs here comes an opportunity for a group of Dentists to load up their 401k's... Careful on the freeways of LA as the Hoard from the North will be plugging it up with their Massey Fergusson tractors. Expecting a lot of action from "Mr. Haney" to the Crapper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sactowndog Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 59 minutes ago, Rev McQuervo said: From the Land of Urine Bombs here comes an opportunity for a group of Dentists to load up their 401k's... Careful on the freeways of LA as the Hoard from the North will be plugging it up with their Massey Fergusson tractors. Expecting a lot of action from "Mr. Haney" to the Crapper. Will you all actually have any dudes willing to make a 2 hour drive to Carson or will this game be another Fresno home game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADogs05 Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Rev McQuervo said: From the Land of Urine Bombs here comes an opportunity for a group of Dentists to load up their 401k's... Careful on the freeways of LA as the Hoard from the North will be plugging it up with their Massey Fergusson tractors. Expecting a lot of action from "Mr. Haney" to the Crapper. I've been downing gallons of fluids in anticipation of this game. And also, I hate to break it to you, but none of us have dental insurance. I'll be there. Hopefully you're on the receiving end of one of my bombs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rofl_copter_dos Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 26 minutes ago, JADogs05 said: I've been downing gallons of fluids in anticipation of this game. And also, I hate to break it to you, but none of us have dental insurance. I'll be there. Hopefully you're on the receiving end of one of my bombs. housing asparagus and brussels sprouts for that extra aroma to my ammunition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDSUfan Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 who wouldn't want a used hydrocarbons container? “Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts.” -Richard Feynman "When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators." -P.J. O’Rourke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev McQuervo Posted October 25, 2021 Author Share Posted October 25, 2021 11 minutes ago, SDSUfan said: who wouldn't want a used hydrocarbons container? De La "Tonta" will ban this next. Just wait! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aztech Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 4 hours ago, JADogs05 said: I've been downing gallons of fluids in anticipation of this game. And also, I hate to break it to you, but none of us have dental insurance. I'll be there. Hopefully you're on the receiving end of one of my bombs. Keep the bombs to yourself. Wet farts will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godogsgo Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 Im normally down on FS but Fresburg runs away with this. SUDS way overrated and FS gets it up for ranked teams like the esteemed @Rev McQuervo does after a couple of blue pills and a fireworks show San Jose StateAnnounced: 85,235Scanned: 33,892Percentage: 39.8%Actual Attendance Per Game: 5,648 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogs4Me Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 I piss excellence; therefore, my piss bombs are excellent. And for the record, I do own a small Massey Ferguson tractor… Quote Mike Bronson, on 27 Sept 2013 - 8:45 PM, said: Don't be mad because the refs are going to need Tommy John surgeries after this poorly played game. Quote mugtang, on 27 Sept 2013 - 8:49 PM, said: Your mom is going to need Tommy John surgery after jerking me off all night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaztecs Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 7 hours ago, sactowndog said: Will you all actually have any dudes willing to make a 2 hour drive to Carson or will this game be another Fresno home game? The Aztecs are America's Greatest Bus League team ! "We don't have evidence but, we have lot's of theories." Americans Mayor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Spartan Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 Go giant meteor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Sparty1857 Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 13 hours ago, King Spartan said: Go giant meteor! Or maybe a 9.0 earthquake centered in Carson. Fight On For Dear Old San Jose State; Fight On For Victory! We Are With You In Every Way. No Matter What The Price May Be! Onward For Sparta Noble And True, Fight Hard In Everything You Do! And So We'll Fight! (Rah!) Win! (Rah!) March Onward Down the Field And We Will Win The Day! S...J...S...U, S-J-S-U, San Jose State! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AztecSU Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 I found myself thinking of the funniest game in the series since the Bulldogs joined the MW. I think it was 2014 and we basically had fullback starting at QB and you guys were just as clueless. I dont know why but that game makes me laugh whenever I remember it. Anyway, happy thoughts cause this is probably the end of our winning streak. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rofl_copter_dos Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 Just now, AztecSU said: I found myself thinking of the funniest game in the series since the Bulldogs joined the MW. I think it was 2014 and we basically had fullback starting at QB and you guys were just as clueless. I dont know why but that game makes me laugh whenever I remember it. Anyway, happy thoughts cause this is probably the end of our winning streak. lol. the 2013 game was funny too. Ederaine picking up a fumble and just casually walking about 15 yards with it before bursting into a sprint as everyone realized it was live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AztecSU Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 3 minutes ago, Rofl_copter_dos said: the 2013 game was funny too. Ederaine picking up a fumble and just casually walking about 15 yards with it before bursting into a sprint as everyone realized it was live. 2013 was such a bad year for the Aztecs. Opened the season with a blowout loss to EIU and Garropolo and went 1-3 OOC. Then only lost to Fresno by a TD and blown out by....UNLV. Classic SDSU season right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dshawfan Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 http://www.sdsualumni.org/s/997/rd16/interior.aspx?pgid=1964&gid=1 For those in need of historical context of the "Oil Can" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoubleBlueGold Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 Carson will stink twice as much, this weekend. In preparation, the city has declared a state of emergency https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2021/10/25/carson-officially-announces-state-of-emergency-over-foul-odor/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cincy Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 On 10/25/2021 at 11:28 AM, Rev McQuervo said: From the Land of Urine Bombs here comes an opportunity for a group of Dentists to load up their 401k's... Careful on the freeways of LA as the Hoard from the North will be plugging it up with their Massey Fergusson tractors. Expecting a lot of action from "Mr. Haney" to the Crapper. Here’s some old footage of me getting McQueero with a piss bomb right in the face several years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTedfordTrain Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 13 minutes ago, DoubleBlueGold said: Carson will stink twice as much, this weekend. In preparation, the city has declared a state of emergency https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2021/10/25/carson-officially-announces-state-of-emergency-over-foul-odor/ You’re trying way too hard. You suck at this. Take the night off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev McQuervo Posted October 27, 2021 Author Share Posted October 27, 2021 9 hours ago, AztecSU said: I found myself thinking of the funniest game in the series since the Bulldogs joined the MW. I think it was 2014 and we basically had fullback starting at QB and you guys were just as clueless. I dont know why but that game makes me laugh whenever I remember it. Anyway, happy thoughts cause this is probably the end of our winning streak. lol. I will never forget sitting in the rain with the usual Brain Dead FresTuckans popping off and watching Kyle Turley Pancake some 5'8 165# LB Named Skipper... Classic Fresburg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...