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46 minutes ago, Maji said:

Absolutely not.

I mean, a commoner in DC would likely have to put the dog down after a second confirmed bite.  Per 16 Del.C. §§ 3077F(c)
 

The Mayor may humanely destroy a dog if:

  • (1) The dog has been determined to be a threat to public safety if it is returned to the owner;

Still, no, you do not kill whitehouse pets.

Also, the term "destroy a dog" just sounds horrible.

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2 hours ago, Maji said:

Absolutely not.

I'm actually being serious. We don't need members of man eating dog breeds on the streets that bite. Old Joe should go to the pound and pick out a better animal. Besides, it would make the mainstream media swoon.

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People would be so upset if he put the dog down it would definitely become majorgate or alldogsgotoheavengate, you get the idea. 

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53 minutes ago, Bob said:

I'm actually being serious. We don't need members of man eating dog breeds on the streets that bite. Old Joe should go to the pound and pick out a better animal. Besides, it would make the mainstream media swoon.

The dog is likely stressed from being in a new environment. I've heard that the first biting incident wasn't even very bad either. If push comes to shove, let the dog stay with one of Biden's kids or something

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4 hours ago, Bob said:

No reason to have a man eating dog in the sacred hall of the White House.

 

How long before he kills and eats Joe Biden. This is part of Kamala's plan

what are you talking about

I now insist that the sacred halls of the white house have a minimum of 18 man eating dogs at all times

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4 hours ago, IanforHeisman said:

I’m sure this isn’t the first and second time the dog has bit someone.. He should know to keep the dog away from people.

Let him protect the Capitol.

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Hannity tonight: This is more PROOF that Joe Biden is demented and has no respect for the White House. If Donald Trump were still President, there's no way that he would have let Lindsey Graham poop on the floor. 

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9 minutes ago, retrofade said:

 

 

Hannity tonight: This is more PROOF that Joe Biden is demented and has no respect for the White House. If Donald Trump were still President, there's no way that he would have let Lindsey Graham poop on the floor. 

 

We are so screwed.  If his dogs do not respect him enough to not shit on the floor, just think about Kim Jong-Un!!

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1 hour ago, Maji said:

The dog is likely stressed from being in a new environment. I've heard that the first biting incident wasn't even very bad either. If push comes to shove, let the dog stay with one of Biden's kids or something

 

Dude I am telling you,  how much of a PR homerun would it be to get the dog onto "The Dog Whisperer" for an hour long special?

 

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41 minutes ago, Old_SD_Dude said:

Let him protect the Capitol.

 

Joe Biden's dog is quickly becoming my favorite american animal (aside from my cat).  

His shits are making national news.  The Gat Damn American dream.

 

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On 3/31/2021 at 2:32 PM, halfmanhalfbronco said:

 

We are so screwed.  If his dogs do not respect him enough to not shit on the floor, just think about Kim Jong-Un!!

He should just gift the dog to Kim Jong-Un...like three birds with one stone.

  • the dog is gone
  • it bites the fat little man
  • it feeds a starving family 

win, win, win

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11 minutes ago, Joe from WY said:

Guess he won't bite anyone anymore.

 

As someone who lost their dog in the last year, this is gonna be hard for the Bidens. And Obama lost his dog earlier this year too.

RIP Champ.

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