halfmanhalfbronco Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 Biden's dog keeps biting people. Second time this dog has bitten somebody that required medical attention. This dog is a menace to our public servants. Discuss. https://apnews.com/article/major-biden-dog-bite-white-house-2b1d3f05f2ed91b611998d7363b1ccae Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkTanked Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 Sounds like MajorCare will be the new replacement for ObamaCare? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halfmanhalfbronco Posted March 31, 2021 Author Share Posted March 31, 2021 If Biden can't raise a dog, how is he ever going to train China right? These issues are very closely related. Clearly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawlorfaithful Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 If you had a naked 78 year old guy jump out of the shower and grab your tail, you’d have emotional problems too. #StopBlamingTheDog We’re all sitting in the dugout. Thinking we should pitch. How you gonna throw a shutout when all you do is bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bornontheblue Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 We need this guy to go to the White House ASAP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halfmanhalfbronco Posted March 31, 2021 Author Share Posted March 31, 2021 On the flip side, even Biden's dog projects strength and a take no shit attitude. China look out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
East Coast Aztec Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 Describe the "nip", AP... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSF Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 13 minutes ago, thelawlorfaithful said: If you had a naked 78 year old guy jump out of the shower and grab your tail, you’d have emotional problems too. #StopBlamingTheDog Christ, dude!!! Didnt none of us need that mental image..... In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halfmanhalfbronco Posted March 31, 2021 Author Share Posted March 31, 2021 2 minutes ago, East Coast Aztec said: Describe the "nip", AP... So here is the thing, while I am posting in jest because a I saw facebook post trying to tie Major to relations with China, how are you the leader of the free world where the best trainers on earth would beg to work with the dog pro bono and the dog is still that aggressive? It's hardly a news story and certainly no scandal but "come on man", you would have the best trainers in America drooling over the prospect of being able to say "worked with the dog of the 46th president". Major is big protec energy, which I love in dogs, but big protec need focus and control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bsu_alum9 Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 German shepherds have been bred to be fascist for centuries. Not a surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halfmanhalfbronco Posted March 31, 2021 Author Share Posted March 31, 2021 1 minute ago, Bob said: Time to put the dog down. No. You don't euthanize a white house pet, even if it would be expected of the commoners to do so in a similar circumstance. Get the dog with a celebrity dog trainer, make it an hour long special on the animal planet, and give Americans the warm fuzzies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSF Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 Time for Bob to be put down. In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halfmanhalfbronco Posted March 31, 2021 Author Share Posted March 31, 2021 4 minutes ago, Bob said: No reason to have a man eating dog in the sacred hall of the White House. How long before he kills and eats Joe Biden. This is part of Kamala's plan Not gunna lie, this made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanforHeisman Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 I’m sure this isn’t the first and second time the dog has bit someone.. He should know to keep the dog away from people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupslam1 Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 14 minutes ago, Bob said: Time to put the demented dog down. Kamala talking about Joe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
East Coast Aztec Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 23 minutes ago, IanforHeisman said: I’m sure this isn’t the first and second time the dog has bit someone.. He should know to keep the dog away from people. He forgot. Tip your waiters, and good night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bornontheblue Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 1 hour ago, halfmanhalfbronco said: On the flip side, even Biden's dog projects strength and a take no shit attitude. China look out! I just read that Major shit on the floor inside the White House. I am betting it was senile old Dumbo Joe who did it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maji Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 1 hour ago, Bob said: Time to put the dog down. Absolutely not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halfmanhalfbronco Posted March 31, 2021 Author Share Posted March 31, 2021 46 minutes ago, Maji said: Absolutely not. I mean, a commoner in DC would likely have to put the dog down after a second confirmed bite. Per 16 Del.C. §§ 3077F(c) The Mayor may humanely destroy a dog if: (1) The dog has been determined to be a threat to public safety if it is returned to the owner; Still, no, you do not kill whitehouse pets. Also, the term "destroy a dog" just sounds horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AztecSU Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 People would be so upset if he put the dog down it would definitely become majorgate or alldogsgotoheavengate, you get the idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...