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Seems like Josh Allen is the only QB playing this weekend who doesn't torture us with national commercials. 

I'm sure that will end. Any ideas who Josh should sell out for?

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2 minutes ago, BodyBagGame said:

Seems like Josh Allen is the only QB playing this weekend who doesn't torture us with national commercials. 

I'm sure that will end. Any ideas who Josh should sell out for?

What are you, a freaking communist?

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1 minute ago, renoskier said:

What are you, a freaking communist?

No. Sell out is the wrong term. Unless he's the spokesman for My Pillow.

Just wondering what we will see him selling.

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Is he a McDonalds guy? Hopefully he doesn't sell insurance.

Car rental company?

He already does local ads for the doctors that repaired his shoulder. That can't pay much.

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As a predominantly heterosexual male, I would say he is good looking, hasn't done anything wrong that we know about and is a fantastic football player.

Should be getting some major endorsements this year.

Shoe contract? Tough for a football player.

Subway? They need a good spokesperson after that Jared debacle. 

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15 minutes ago, AndroidAggie said:

man i would LOVE to sell out.

credit cards?  used appliances?  dating apps?  fly fishing supplies?  tax services?  insurance?  denny's?

yes, a million times yes.  yes yes yes yes, pay me money to tell people to buy things.

I was with you until Denny's. I couldn't in good conscience recommend people eat there!

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2 hours ago, BodyBagGame said:

As a predominantly heterosexual male, I would say he is good looking, hasn't done anything wrong that we know about and is a fantastic football player.

Should be getting some major endorsements this year.

Shoe contract? Tough for a football player.

Subway? They need a good spokesperson after that Jared debacle. 

Predominantly? :blink:

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4 minutes ago, renoskier said:

Predominantly? :blink:

Hah! Took a while for someone to catch on to that!

I think I stole that line from Eddie Murphy.

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1 minute ago, son of a gun said:

Nope, Funnel Cakes.

Josh gonna be cashing in. He's way beyond funnel cakes and Buffalo wings at this point.

I hope he doesn't do too cheesy of a commercial.

Then again, Doritos might be perfect. Everybody loves Doritos! And everybody should love Josh Allen!

Or they will eventually. I think I'm on to something.

Note to self. Call Doritos in the morning.

 

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