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The Ghost of Jack Graham

Since none of your schools have produced an athlete as good as Josh Allen(except for you Wyoming fans) please enjoy the Josh Allen Polka.

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Josh Allen can’t wear Katree Gibbs’s jockstrap.

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I remember one time Allen took his family to Sea World. They were watching Shamu the whale when Allen got splashed. So Allen yells, ‘I’m Josh Allen and no one gets me wet!’ So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu, and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, ‘How do you like it?’ And then damn if Allen didn’t step in there and finish the show.

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Brian Urlacher, multiple all pros and Hall of Famer, Josh Allen isn't in the same category.  And he could not carry Marshall Faulks jock strap right now. 

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1 hour ago, Hoser said:

Brian Urlacher, multiple all pros and Hall of Famer, Josh Allen isn't in the same category.  And he could not carry Marshall Faulks jock strap right now. 

Last time I watched Faulk play in Laramie he got his ass kicked between his ears

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On 12/18/2020 at 4:09 PM, The Ghost of Jack Graham said:

 

Bobby Wagner. First ballot HOF. 4 alL pro selections and 5 PB.

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Brian Sipe was the NFL MVP in '80.

I wasn't aware Josh Allen had achieved that distinction

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4 hours ago, RSF said:

I remember one time Allen took his family to Sea World. They were watching Shamu the whale when Allen got splashed. So Allen yells, ‘I’m Josh Allen and no one gets me wet!’ So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu, and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, ‘How do you like it?’ And then damn if Allen didn’t step in there and finish the show.

Repurposing the old snl bill brasky sketches to be about Josh Allen is my schtick but...good one.

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