I Just Became a SDSU Golf Fan

[aztech]

On 5/3/2020 at 11:43 PM, soupslam1 said:

Wasn’t it Johnny Carson who said about a woman, she can wash my balls and make my putter stand up, or something to that effect. 

No, the way that went was Carson asked Nicklaus' wife Barbara what she does to give Jack good luck in tournaments.  She said she kisses his balls.  After the laughter died down, that's when Carson quipped, "Boy, that must make his putter stand up."  That's when she walked off the set. 

Classic.

[East Coast Aztec]

11 minutes ago, aztech said:

No, the way that went was Carson asked Nicklaus' wife Barbara what she does to give Jack good luck in tournaments.  She said she kisses his balls.  After the laughter died down, that's when Carson quipped, "Boy, that must make his putter stand up."  That's when she walked off the set. 

Classic.

Did she walk off upset?  Seems like she lobbed the softball there.

[aztech]

2 minutes ago, East Coast Aztec said:

Did she walk off upset?  Seems like she lobbed the softball there.

No question.  She should have known that she set herself up with her comment, especially to a

 

On 5/3/2020 at 11:43 PM, soupslam1 said:

Wasn’t it Johnny Carson who said about a woman, she can wash my balls and make my putter stand up, or something to that effect. 

 wise guy like Carson.  Pretty naive in my book.

[crixus]

On 5/2/2020 at 12:33 PM, soupslam1 said:

https://mentertained.com/paige-spiranac/4/?x=3

[Spot50B]

1 hour ago, aztech said:

No, the way that went was Carson asked Nicklaus' wife Barbara what she does to give Jack good luck in tournaments.  She said she kisses his balls.  After the laughter died down, that's when Carson quipped, "Boy, that must make his putter stand up."  That's when she walked off the set. 

Classic.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/balls-up-2/

The story is apocryphal, unfortunately.

[BSUTOP25]

On 5/3/2020 at 4:38 PM, soupslam1 said:

Kind of like Anna Kournikova in pro tennis. Never won a tournament, but made millions in endorsements. 
 

In her prine, I think she was the most gorgeous female athlete ever. 

[East Coast Aztec]

2 hours ago, BSUTOP25 said:

In her prine, I think she was the most gorgeous female athlete ever. 

[RSF]

On 5/8/2020 at 7:35 AM, BSUTOP25 said:

In her prine, I think she was the most gorgeous female athlete ever. 

[soupslam1]

2 hours ago, RSF said:

Dammit RSF I was hoping you were going to post some pictures of the TCU cheer and dance squads. The best looking group of women in college athletics. 

[Cannibal Bob]

On 5/2/2020 at 1:33 PM, soupslam1 said:

https://mentertained.com/paige-spiranac/4/?x=3

Bump

[Broncomare]

I'd play tackle football with him!

[RSF]

On 5/11/2020 at 1:17 PM, soupslam1 said:

Dammit RSF I was hoping you were going to post some pictures of the TCU cheer and dance squads. The best looking group of women in college athletics. 

They're not in their prime yet.....

[Wyoguns]

16 hours ago, Broncomare said:

I'd play tackle football with him!

He'd break your hip old gray mare

[Broncomare]

1 hour ago, Wyoguns said:

He'd break your hip old gray mare

Born and raised in Wyoming, I'm made of tougher stuff than your usual granny!!! 

[Wyoguns]

7 hours ago, Broncomare said:

Born and raised in Wyoming, I'm made of tougher stuff than your usual granny!!! 

 Beers to you! 

[jdgaucho]

7 hours ago, Broncomare said:

Born and raised in Wyoming, I'm made of tougher stuff than your usual granny!!! 

 

Killed her a b'ar when she was only three.

[Jeffkills]

On 5/2/2020 at 1:33 PM, soupslam1 said:

https://mentertained.com/paige-spiranac/4/?x=3

***NSFW*** 

 

[Broncomare]

16 hours ago, jdgaucho said:

 

Killed her a b'ar when she was only three.

I was 2 1/2... get it right!!!  

[jdgaucho]

3 hours ago, Broncomare said:

I was 2 1/2... get it right!!!  

 

"Raised in the woods of great Laramie, killed her a b'ar when she was 2 1/2" doesn't quite rhyme.

[Broncomare]

14 minutes ago, jdgaucho said:

 

"Raised in the woods of great Laramie, killed her a b'ar when she was 2 1/2" doesn't quite rhyme.

Ok, just for you, we'll go with three, as long as everyone else knows it was 2 1/2.