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Might be time to open up the Bible

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11 hours ago, soupslam1 said:

That’s Stunner downing a pitcher of root beer.

I'm the guy getting WAAAYYYYY too excited about it

wait... dammit happy stop doxing myself!!!!

Remember that every argument you have with someone on MWCboard is actually the continuation of a different argument they had with someone else also on MWCboard. 

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11 hours ago, SJSUMFA2013 said:

You’ll be long dead and your posts will be misconstrued as advocating violence in the name of redistributing wealth. The Mug Wars will lead to the slaughter millions and statues of your avatar will be erected on their graves. 

Maynard 3:16 Thou shalt not fvcketh the sheep

 

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11 hours ago, Lester_in_reno said:

who needs any Bible? Its all here:

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“Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts.”

-Richard Feynman

"When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators."

-P.J. O’Rourke

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“Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts.”

-Richard Feynman

"When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators."

-P.J. O’Rourke

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14 hours ago, SJSUMFA2013 said:

Press conference transcript in 3020:


All hail the king for moving the embassy to its rightful home in Nu Reno. 

Yes, prostitution is legal there. No, that had nothing to do with the decision.

Because it’s the home of the Lord Tang memorial library, where anyone in the community can view a wide array of streaming porn clips.

I can confirm that Old Reno is still buried under 500 years of plastic waste. Excavation is ongoing.

Because the move has to be completed before we go back into the annual 6-month covid-19 quarantine 

Yes, we will murder any and all infidels - colloquially referred to as “hairs” - who deny any of the gospels. Superior lifestyle, SJSU sucks, Fresno sheep-f*ckers - any of them. Learn them, commit them to memory. The military will be conducting weekly random pop quizzes. The penalty for failure is death. 

It would be incomplete without a replica of the primitive erector set stairwells once used to sacrifice elder females from rival tribes. 

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O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great despair. Yea, admit us kind and decent mericans into thy arms of thine heavenly area, up there. And Moab, he lay us upon the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you: give us a break.

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37 minutes ago, toonkee said:

O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great despair. Yea, admit us kind and decent mericans into thy arms of thine heavenly area, up there. And Moab, he lay us upon the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you: give us a break.

Thanks Clark.

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1 hour ago, Mad_Hatter said:

It would be incomplete without a replica of the primitive erector set stairwells once used to sacrifice elder females from rival tribes. 

Of course. Granny raids to nu Boise wherein bronco clan matriarchs are kidnapped, placed in the back of a semi truck (where they’ll be comfortable), and hauled to nu Reno to celebrate the Great Shove of 2009 (or whatever year that was) will be an annual tradition. 

“Hear ye all who witness our geriatric sacrifice to the god of airport meetings on these hastily-assembled stairs, as our forefathers once did. I hope we see a good bounce this year!”

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17 hours ago, mugtang said:

Just as long as they aren’t starting wars in the name of mugtang I will be ok. 

Based on the poor portrayal of my fellow Cougs on this board, any religion derived from the MWC board will surely have BYU fans cast in the role of Pharisees.  So unfair.  :engraged:

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I'll pass.

Those Romans have been predicting, plagues, famines and wars for like two milennia. 

It's kind of like predicting The Donald will be up at 3 a.m. twittering about all the evils Pelosi and Chuck will bring upon the Corporatocracy.

"We don't have evidence but, we have lot's of theories."

Americans Mayor

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