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TROLL DERBY 2020 2nd ROUND - OOC YELLING

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  1. 1. POLL

    • #1 seed Did I hear a Whoosh (TUCFF)?
    • #9 seed Rocket?
  2. 2. Who gets in to the only sweet 16 of 2020?

    • #2 seed joe from Wyo?
    • #10 seed androidaggie?
  3. 3. Who moves on?

  4. 4. votr

    • #4 seed Juwan Wolverine?
    • #5 seed halfmanhalfbronco?


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All right, we're on to round 2, which due to the 48 count nature of the derby means that it is exactly as much work for me. Whooo

In the first matchup, we have #1 seed @Did I hear a WOOSH?, OOC apologist the likes we haven't seen since Nevada Convert was still in the WAC. I don't mean in terms of exuberance or posting amount or ferocity, I mean in terms of blind obedience to the brand. Against him we have #9 seed @Rocket. Rocket might be less than familiar on the sports side, but he's known as the token Bernie Bro who sometimes goes on drunk posting rants that are hilarious or a train wreck and often both. He beat the #8 seed rando bsu fan, which meant my plan is working. Vtr

In the second battle, we have #2 seed @Joe from WY against #10 seed @AndroidAggie. Android Aggie beat jackin it at home. I'm sure his family is proud of his surprise victory. On paper this matchup is going to end in a massacre. Joe is willing to get meaner than about any other poster on this board and due to his wild lifestyle, he has random bouts of too much time on his hands to use it. Android aggie is often squeaky clean, but is smart and uses his own inherent niceness as a weapon. Can Android be the aggrieved husband who wrecks big bad leeroy brown joe from Wyo's shit out of nowhere? He isn't jackin it any more so he's got that aggro going for him! votr!

The third bout is #3 seed @Rebels18 against #6 seed @mugtang. Rebels18 STILL HAS AN AVATAR FOR REGGIE THEUS and STILL HATES DAVE RICE. His troll posting is generally top notch but he just doesn't have the quantity or consistency to step in to a top 2 seed. UNLV actually making what looks like a smart basketball hire and winning the cannon really hurt his derby chances this year. Mugtang beat #11 seed sharktanked. He went from the most levelheaded UNLV poster to the most bloodthirsty. This may be the end of Dear Leader in this derby. Unless he embraces his inner troll and casts 1087,23432423,23423423 votes for himself and yes those commas are in stupid places and no, nobody thinks you're smart for noticing. 

The last bout in this bracket is darkhorse #5 seed @halfmanhalfbronco against #4 seed @JuwanHWolv. Juwan comes on, starts the wildest topics, and lets chaos reign. He's like Stunner, but unlike Stunner, he can't take over a thread himself and also seems to somewhat beleive the shit he posts. Halfman is my darkhorse for a final 4 this year - he's the Maryland of this year's bracket if you know we weren't in a goddamn plague year. Anyway...

 

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The last one is tough. HMHB sometimes makes coherent posts, so I'm leaning Juwan in it. 

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15 minutes ago, happycamper said:

All right, we're on to round 2, which due to the 48 count nature of the derby means that it is exactly as much work for me. Whooo

In the first matchup, we have #1 seed @Did I hear a WOOSH?, OOC apologist the likes we haven't seen since Nevada Convert was still in the WAC. I don't mean in terms of exuberance or posting amount or ferocity, I mean in terms of blind obedience to the brand. Against him we have #9 seed @Rocket. Rocket might be less than familiar on the sports side, but he's known as the token Bernie Bro who sometimes goes on drunk posting rants that are hilarious or a train wreck and often both. He beat the #8 seed rando bsu fan, which meant my plan is working. Vtr

In the second battle, we have #2 seed @Joe from WY against #10 seed @AndroidAggie. Android Aggie beat jackin it at home. I'm sure his family is proud of his surprise victory. On paper this matchup is going to end in a massacre. Joe is willing to get meaner than about any other poster on this board and due to his wild lifestyle, he has random bouts of too much time on his hands to use it. Android aggie is often squeaky clean, but is smart and uses his own inherent niceness as a weapon. Can Android be the aggrieved husband who wrecks big bad leeroy brown joe from Wyo's shit out of nowhere? He isn't jackin it any more so he's got that aggro going for him! votr!

The third bout is #3 seed @Rebels18 against #6 seed @mugtang. Rebels18 STILL HAS AN AVATAR FOR REGGIE THEUS and STILL HATES DAVE RICE. His troll posting is generally top notch but he just doesn't have the quantity or consistency to step in to a top 2 seed. UNLV actually making what looks like a smart basketball hire and winning the cannon really hurt his derby chances this year. Mugtang beat #11 seed sharktanked. He went from the most levelheaded UNLV poster to the most bloodthirsty. This may be the end of Dear Leader in this derby. Unless he embraces his inner troll and casts 1087,23432423,23423423 votes for himself and yes those commas are in stupid places and no, nobody thinks you're smart for noticing. 

The last bout in this bracket is darkhorse #5 seed @halfmanhalfbronco against #4 seed @JuwanHWolv. Juwan comes on, starts the wildest topics, and lets chaos reign. He's like Stunner, but unlike Stunner, he can't take over a thread himself and also seems to somewhat beleive the shit he posts. Halfman is my darkhorse for a final 4 this year - he's the Maryland of this year's bracket if you know we weren't in a goddamn plague year. Anyway...

 

VOTE!!!!

Now I can’t do that because you suggested it.  Ugh. 

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Mug be like...

will GIF

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What happened to secret ballot?! 

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1 minute ago, mugtang said:

If you can describe a recent successful "troll" you've made, I'll change my vote.

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4 minutes ago, brillio said:

What happened to secret ballot?! 

mugtang stuffing the ballot box

EDIT: also literally has never been a secret ballot

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7 minutes ago, brillio said:

What happened to secret ballot?! 

I can see everybody who voted regardless of poll settings.  

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8 minutes ago, renoskier said:

If you can describe a recent successful "troll" you've made, I'll change my vote.

Got you to respond didn’t I?

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13 minutes ago, mugtang said:

I for one welcome this new authoritarian nature of the great MWC board overseer. Us peons aren't happy unless someone is telling us what to do.

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1 minute ago, mugtang said:

Got you to respond didn’t I?

phuck you and @#1Stunner :foottap:

I suck at troll derby :pullhair:

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@Joe from WY

@SleepingGiantFan

@toonkee

@brillio

@AG Blue

@renoskier

@happycamper

@youngrebelfan40

@Rebelbacker

@Los_Aztecas

@boisewitha-s

@Bob

We must change our vote now. We owe it to ourselves, our families, and society in general; the MWC board needs YOU!  If the CCP has taught us nothing, we are stronger together following the whims of a despot. Just succumb to the yoke of oppression.

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As his agent,  mugtang has informed me not to vote for Rebels18. He has informed me that everyone who clicks a vote for Rebels18 will get a computer virus that is unfixable. Just a fore warning to everyone, you will be directed to gay porn sites immediately after clicking to vote for rebels18 and won’t be able to leave. So if you don’t mind your computer or iPad stuck on a gay porn site and like it, go ahead and vote for rebels18.

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@Rocket should be killing it. Come on guys Rocket deserves a Sweet 16 birth.

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I'm cool and if you vote for me you're cool too. 

My memes are way too spicy to lose to muggy

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1 hour ago, mugtang said:

With this post, I'm guessing you've recently been made Health Czar for Alachua County. 

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44 minutes ago, sean327 said:

@Rocket should be killing it. Come on guys Rocket deserves a Sweet 16 birth.

No doubt. It'd be the matchup of the week. 

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