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Who hears the word "Daddy" more often: Elder John, who has 17 kids or Josh Allen?

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Its well known that the entire state of Idaho refers to Josh as "Daddy" out of respect for the noodle armed little person that quarterbacked the Donkeys during Josh Allen's college hay day.

In Fort Collins, they aren't allowed to look him directly in the eye and are required to drop to one knee in front of him and say, "Can we kindly have another L, Sir Daddy?

The Dallas Cowboys now start out the Thanksgiving prayer by saying, "Thank you lord for allowing us to witness quarterbacking at its finest, and thank you for the plentiful blessings of our father and our Daddy: Josh Allen."

Elder John has 17 kids living in his house today.

Who do you think gets called "Daddy" more often?

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1 minute ago, Wyoguns said:

I'm not sure who you are but you are taking the trolling game to a whole new level

Captain Jack knows quarterbacks. Josh Allen is what would happen if 12 leading scientists created a perfect quarterback by genetically engineering him in a laboratory and raising him at the Academy of Football Excellence.

 

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7 minutes ago, Wyoguns said:

I'm not sure who you are but you are taking the trolling game to a whole new level

Probably would have been better if it had gone UP a level.

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Josh Allen once breastfed a flamingo back to health.

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Can I pick option C and say Philip Rivers?

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9 minutes ago, jdgaucho said:

Can I pick option C and say Philip Rivers?

Philip Rivers is what would happen if you spliced Rypien blood in a beaker of perfect genetic material and then raised him at the Academy of Above Average Football..

He's just not quite as tall, his arm is not as strong, he's not nearly as fast, he's significantly dumber and he's not as competitive.

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Congratulations, the Bills win the Wildcard - get beat and go back to sucking.  Josh Allen is the next Mitch Trubisky, it’s a lock - both terrible organizations.  

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10 minutes ago, tailingpermit said:

Congratulations, the Bills win the Wildcard - get beat and go back to sucking.  Josh Allen is the next Mitch Trubisky, it’s a lock - both terrible organizations.  

Josh Allen is what Rypien would have been if his dad was smart, tall, fast, athletic, strong-armed, and handsome.

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8 minutes ago, tailingpermit said:

Congratulations, the Bills win the Wildcard - get beat and go back to sucking.  Josh Allen is the next Mitch Trubisky, it’s a lock - both terrible organizations.  

Well that’s a step up from Ryan Mallett 

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6 minutes ago, The Ghost of Jack Graham said:

Josh Allen is what Rypien would have been if his dad was smart, tall, fast, athletic, strong-armed, and handsome.

But lacking a brain, otherwise he would’ve pulled an Eli Manning and dictated where he was drafted.  

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10 minutes ago, tailingpermit said:

But lacking a brain, otherwise he would’ve pulled an Eli Manning and dictated where he was drafted.  

At least he doesn't get lambasted at NFL talent evaluations with terms like, "too short", "slow", "noodle arm", and "little girl hands".

He's smart enough to blow out his entire draft class with his Wonderlic score. Its easy to get caught up in admiring his physical perfection and not notice that he's smarter than 98 percent of Qbs in the NFL.

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2 minutes ago, The Ghost of Jack Graham said:

At least he doesn't get lambasted at NFL talent evaluations with terms like, "too short", "slow", "noodle arm", and ,"little girl hands".

He's smart enough to blow out his entire draft class with his Wonderlic score. Its easy to get caught up in admiring his physical perfection and not notice that he's smarter than 98 percent of Qbs in the NFL.

Yet, he allowed himself to be drafted by the Bills. 
 

No one has ever called Eli Manning “smart,” but you aren’t winning two Super Bowls in Buffalo.  
 

 

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BYU alum are called "Daddy" by at least six kids.

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7 hours ago, Wyoguns said:

I'm not sure who you are but you are taking the trolling game to a whole new level

Cowboy Junky.

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Nick Stevens beat him out for 1st team All-MWC.

Yes, that Nick Stevens.

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2 hours ago, Swoll Cracker said:

Nick Stevens beat him out for 1st team All-MWC.

Yes, that Nick Stevens.

I wonder what car insurance company he’s working for these days.

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6 minutes ago, LaradiseCowboy said:

I wonder what car insurance company he’s working for these days.

Dont laugh. Nick can save you 15 minutes.

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3 hours ago, Swoll Cracker said:

Nick Stevens beat him out for 1st team All-MWC.

Yes, that Nick Stevens.

Proving yet again that the MWC media has a difficult time recognizing the prototypical quarterback archetype that NFL scouts drool over.

 

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