The Ghost of Jack Graham Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 Its well known that the entire state of Idaho refers to Josh as "Daddy" out of respect for the noodle armed little person that quarterbacked the Donkeys during Josh Allen's college hay day. In Fort Collins, they aren't allowed to look him directly in the eye and are required to drop to one knee in front of him and say, "Can we kindly have another L, Sir Daddy? The Dallas Cowboys now start out the Thanksgiving prayer by saying, "Thank you lord for allowing us to witness quarterbacking at its finest, and thank you for the plentiful blessings of our father and our Daddy: Josh Allen." Elder John has 17 kids living in his house today. Who do you think gets called "Daddy" more often? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyoguns Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 I'm not sure who you are but you are taking the trolling game to a whole new level Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost of Jack Graham Posted November 29, 2019 Author Share Posted November 29, 2019 1 minute ago, Wyoguns said: I'm not sure who you are but you are taking the trolling game to a whole new level Captain Jack knows quarterbacks. Josh Allen is what would happen if 12 leading scientists created a perfect quarterback by genetically engineering him in a laboratory and raising him at the Academy of Football Excellence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headbutt Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 7 minutes ago, Wyoguns said: I'm not sure who you are but you are taking the trolling game to a whole new level Probably would have been better if it had gone UP a level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SJSUMFA2013 Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 Josh Allen once breastfed a flamingo back to health. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdgaucho Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 Can I pick option C and say Philip Rivers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost of Jack Graham Posted November 29, 2019 Author Share Posted November 29, 2019 9 minutes ago, jdgaucho said: Can I pick option C and say Philip Rivers? Philip Rivers is what would happen if you spliced Rypien blood in a beaker of perfect genetic material and then raised him at the Academy of Above Average Football.. He's just not quite as tall, his arm is not as strong, he's not nearly as fast, he's significantly dumber and he's not as competitive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tailingpermit Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 Congratulations, the Bills win the Wildcard - get beat and go back to sucking. Josh Allen is the next Mitch Trubisky, it’s a lock - both terrible organizations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost of Jack Graham Posted November 29, 2019 Author Share Posted November 29, 2019 10 minutes ago, tailingpermit said: Congratulations, the Bills win the Wildcard - get beat and go back to sucking. Josh Allen is the next Mitch Trubisky, it’s a lock - both terrible organizations. Josh Allen is what Rypien would have been if his dad was smart, tall, fast, athletic, strong-armed, and handsome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaradiseCowboy Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 8 minutes ago, tailingpermit said: Congratulations, the Bills win the Wildcard - get beat and go back to sucking. Josh Allen is the next Mitch Trubisky, it’s a lock - both terrible organizations. Well that’s a step up from Ryan Mallett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tailingpermit Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 6 minutes ago, The Ghost of Jack Graham said: Josh Allen is what Rypien would have been if his dad was smart, tall, fast, athletic, strong-armed, and handsome. But lacking a brain, otherwise he would’ve pulled an Eli Manning and dictated where he was drafted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost of Jack Graham Posted November 29, 2019 Author Share Posted November 29, 2019 10 minutes ago, tailingpermit said: But lacking a brain, otherwise he would’ve pulled an Eli Manning and dictated where he was drafted. At least he doesn't get lambasted at NFL talent evaluations with terms like, "too short", "slow", "noodle arm", and "little girl hands". He's smart enough to blow out his entire draft class with his Wonderlic score. Its easy to get caught up in admiring his physical perfection and not notice that he's smarter than 98 percent of Qbs in the NFL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tailingpermit Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 2 minutes ago, The Ghost of Jack Graham said: At least he doesn't get lambasted at NFL talent evaluations with terms like, "too short", "slow", "noodle arm", and ,"little girl hands". He's smart enough to blow out his entire draft class with his Wonderlic score. Its easy to get caught up in admiring his physical perfection and not notice that he's smarter than 98 percent of Qbs in the NFL. Yet, he allowed himself to be drafted by the Bills. No one has ever called Eli Manning “smart,” but you aren’t winning two Super Bowls in Buffalo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaztecs Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 BYU alum are called "Daddy" by at least six kids. "We don't have evidence but, we have lot's of theories." Americans Mayor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSUTOP25 Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 7 hours ago, Wyoguns said: I'm not sure who you are but you are taking the trolling game to a whole new level Cowboy Junky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swoll Cracker Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 Nick Stevens beat him out for 1st team All-MWC. Yes, that Nick Stevens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaradiseCowboy Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 2 hours ago, Swoll Cracker said: Nick Stevens beat him out for 1st team All-MWC. Yes, that Nick Stevens. I wonder what car insurance company he’s working for these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swoll Cracker Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 6 minutes ago, LaradiseCowboy said: I wonder what car insurance company he’s working for these days. Dont laugh. Nick can save you 15 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost of Jack Graham Posted November 29, 2019 Author Share Posted November 29, 2019 11 hours ago, Spaztecs said: BYU alum are called "Daddy" by at least six kids. Agreed. They probably hear the word "Daddy" more than Allen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost of Jack Graham Posted November 29, 2019 Author Share Posted November 29, 2019 3 hours ago, Swoll Cracker said: Nick Stevens beat him out for 1st team All-MWC. Yes, that Nick Stevens. Proving yet again that the MWC media has a difficult time recognizing the prototypical quarterback archetype that NFL scouts drool over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...