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"Is he on horseback?"  Does he have a bow and arrow?"  Did he trade for a riffle?"  "Cuz if that Ute's got a rifle there's some definate problems" 

I'm surprised coach Leach still has a job.  Wait until the PC crowd from the socialist republic of West Cascadia learns about this!

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If we are talking MWC mascots

Winners

Wolf Pack or Lobos - Hunt in packs great teamwork 

Cowboys - Assuming they have horses and guns 

Falcons - They can fly away 

Losers

Aggies - A farmer will not win this fight 

Aztecs/ Spartans/Warriors - Very brave warriors but primitive war technology won't cut it 

Bulldogs - All bark no bite 

 

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37 minutes ago, bornontheblue said:

If we are talking MWC mascots

Winners

Wolf Pack or Lobos - Hunt in packs great teamwork 

Cowboys - Assuming they have horses and guns 

Falcons - They can fly away 

Losers

Aggies - A farmer will not win this fight 

Aztecs/ Spartans/Warriors - Very brave warriors but primitive war technology won't cut it 

Bulldogs - All bark no bite 

 

Disagree - the human mascots would have the edge over the various animals, unless the animals were carrying some variant of the plague or other disease.  

  • Cowboys - I'd have to go with weapons tech - assuming the cowboys have superior ranged weapons and (non-bucking) horses, I'd have to give them the nod.
  • Aztecs - This group tears out a few hearts (usually those belonging to their fans) and gets a good number of victories, enough to create hope among the faithful. Montezuma's revenge also comes into play to claim some victims, but we know about the Aztecs' susceptibility to smallpox - so the Aztecs would end up on the IR.
  • Spartans - If you only have enough Spartans for a football team, it's Thermopylae all over again - a bunch of dead Spartans surrounded by even more dead opponents - but in the end, they're still dead.
  • Warriors - Great warriors - but located far, far away. Would rather enjoy paradise than endure long travel to Laradise - so they'd stay home on the beach with the wahine. This decision is applauded - and envied - by all of the other mascots.

Side note: Aztecs over Warriors because human sacrifice > chicken sacrifice.

 

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30 minutes ago, bornontheblue said:

If we are talking MWC mascots

Winners

Wolf Pack or Lobos - Hunt in packs great teamwork 

Cowboys - Assuming they have horses and guns 

Falcons - They can fly away 

Losers

Aggies - A farmer will not win this fight 

Aztecs/ Spartans/Warriors - Very brave warriors but primitive war technology won't cut it 

Bulldogs - All bark no bite 

 

That is one way.  The preferred method is to drink the other under the table.  Lead or alcohol poisoning take your pick I suppose.

Others you didn't list

Rebels are we talking Army of Northern Virginia?  Army of Tennessee?  James Dean? 

Broncos, well here we have a dilemma.  The horse in the Cowboys logo is Steamboat and if Boise's bronco was Steamboat I would give it to him.  But that bronco is clearly white and Steamboat was not white so I am going to mark this as a loss for Boise.

Ok, I can't help but think I am forgetting something.  Thinking, thinking, nope, nothing, well that must be all the mascots worth mentioning.

 

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5 minutes ago, Jimbo_Poke said:

Those spaceships may be shiny, but I would go with the rebels that can fire lightning out of their arsebraveheart GIF

IIRC, those were the Northern Rebels - and their colors give them away as the University of Northern Rebels - commonly known as UNR. :P

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59 minutes ago, bornontheblue said:

If we are talking MWC mascots

Winners

Wolf Pack or Lobos - Hunt in packs great teamwork 

Cowboys - Assuming they have horses and guns 

Falcons - They can fly away 

Losers

Aggies - A farmer will not win this fight 

Aztecs/ Spartans/Warriors - Very brave warriors but primitive war technology won't cut it 

Bulldogs - All bark no bite 

 

last time I checked our mascot was a bull.

not that it would change the status, I think all the animals (including a falcon) would be outsmarted and beaten by Aztecs, Spartans, Warriors, and Cowboys.

 

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2 hours ago, NorthWestCowboy said:

"Is he on horseback?"  Does he have a bow and arrow?"  Did he trade for a riffle?"  "Cuz if that Ute's got a rifle there's some definate problems" 

I'm surprised coach Leach still has a job.  Wait until the PC crowd from the socialist republic of West Cascadia learns about this!

 

As long as Wazzu keeps winning, he is safe.

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1 hour ago, TrueAg said:

last time I checked our mascot was a bull.

not that it would change the status, I think all the animals (including a falcon) would be outsmarted and beaten by Aztecs, Spartans, Warriors, and Cowboys.

 

It is a bull

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If hunted by a group of the human mascots, I agree with you. 1 on 1, I pick Big Blue

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6 hours ago, bornontheblue said:

If we are talking MWC mascots

Winners

Wolf Pack or Lobos - Hunt in packs great teamwork 

Cowboys - Assuming they have horses and guns 

Falcons - They can fly away 

Losers

Aggies - A farmer will not win this fight 

Aztecs/ Spartans/Warriors - Very brave warriors but primitive war technology won't cut it 

Bulldogs - All bark no bite 

 

Aggies = Manifest Destiny. Nobody else in the running except for the Cowboys.

You keep using that word. I do not think that word means what you think it means.

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19 hours ago, bornontheblue said:

If we are talking MWC mascots

Winners

Wolf Pack or Lobos - Hunt in packs great teamwork 

Cowboys - Assuming they have horses and guns 

Falcons - They can fly away 

Losers

Aggies - A farmer will not win this fight 

Aztecs/ Spartans/Warriors - Very brave warriors but primitive war technology won't cut it 

Bulldogs - All bark no bite 

 

We already know who won the fight between cowboys and Indians. :ph34r:

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20 hours ago, Jimbo_Poke said:

That is one way.  The preferred method is to drink the other under the table.  Lead or alcohol poisoning take your pick I suppose.

Others you didn't list

Rebels are we talking Army of Northern Virginia?  Army of Tennessee?  James Dean? 

Broncos, well here we have a dilemma.  The horse in the Cowboys logo is Steamboat and if Boise's bronco was Steamboat I would give it to him.  But that bronco is clearly white and Steamboat was not white so I am going to mark this as a loss for Boise.

Ok, I can't help but think I am forgetting something.  Thinking, thinking, nope, nothing, well that must be all the mascots worth mentioning.

 

The Boise Bronco is Steamboat's bigger, better and bad ass big brother!!  

 

 

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Aztec Since 88 said:

What about "Scrotie the Scrotum"  at Rhode island School of Design.. Go Nads!  is their student chant.

 

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That's just nuts.*   :rimshot1:

 

 

*Also a rip-off of the Mission Viejo Nadadores swim team - whose chant of "Go Nads!" goes back to at least the 1980's...

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