halfmanhalfbronco Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/17/us/grandmother-strangles-bobcat-to-death-during-attack-trnd/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halfmanhalfbronco Posted June 18, 2018 Author Share Posted June 18, 2018 I think it depends on the terrain of the encounter. Is there a flight of stairs near by? Portable Toilets with huge lines? On her home turf, I say 4 Nevada fans. At Mackey Stadium, 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DestinFlPackfan Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 26 minutes ago, halfmanhalfbronco said: https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/17/us/grandmother-strangles-bobcat-to-death-during-attack-trnd/index.html 24 minutes ago, halfmanhalfbronco said: I think it depends on the terrain of the encounter. Is there a flight of stairs near by? Portable Toilets with huge lines? On her home turf, I say 4 Nevada fans. At Mackey Stadium, 2. I think the better question is ..How many Boise grandmas does it take to subdue a rabid Wolf Pack fan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NVGiant Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 Pffft. Bobcats are one thing. Let’s see how she fares at a night game against a drunken Nevada frat boy who started the day with an 8 a.m. keg stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PackNation Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 1 hour ago, halfmanhalfbronco said: I think it depends on the terrain of the encounter. Is there a flight of stairs near by? Portable Toilets with huge lines? On her home turf, I say 4 Nevada fans. At Mackey Stadium, 2. Only one if done correctly. Never on level ground....even around the sani-huts. Always from behind and on the stairs. The higher the better. The key is proper placement of the two hand shove just below mid-back to ensure maximum lift. Step-by-step instructions can be found in the Chris Ault Anti Boise manual....still available online or at the Nevada Bookstore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halfmanhalfbronco Posted June 18, 2018 Author Share Posted June 18, 2018 1 minute ago, PackNation said: Only one if done correctly. Never on level ground....even around the sani-huts. Always from behind and on the stairs. The higher the better. The key is proper placement of the two hand shove just below mid-back to ensure maximum lift. Step-by-step instructions can be found in the Chris Ault Anti Boise manual....still available online or at the Nevada Bookstore. Yes, I have my copy in hand. I cut it out of the Idaho Statesmen back in 1993 and have been bringing it up every game since that time! #Boisefanthings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluerules009 Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 Chris Ault was 7-21 against BSU, I guess all he could handle was grandma's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevada Convert Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 11 hours ago, bluerules009 said: Chris Ault was 7-21 against BSU, I guess all he could handle was grandma's. You can say whatever you want, but Ault’s still a cfb Hall of Fame coach, and you’re still a feller that didn’t excel in mosquito abatement in that small hick town of yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NevadaFan Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 14 hours ago, bluerules009 said: Chris Ault was 7-21 against BSU, I guess all he could handle was grandma's. And he still occupies permanent residency just north of your three teeth. Hahahahaahhaaa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lester_in_reno Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 the Champions plaza at Mackay is going in right now. new north side entry way. Think i see some stairs. But will have the time before the Oct.13th game to properly plan my attack mode and route. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluerules009 Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 1 hour ago, NevadaFan said: And he still occupies permanent residency just north of your three teeth. Hahahahaahhaaa. Yeah because he was such a winner! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! The only permanent home he has is in the minds of sycophants like you who wouldn't know success if it stepped on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NevadaFan Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 5 minutes ago, bluerules009 said: Yeah because he was such a winner! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! The only permanent home he has is in the minds of sycophants like you who wouldn't know success if it stepped on you. Oh! Because a Boise “grad” from Fallon knows what success looks like!! Hahahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halfmanhalfbronco Posted June 18, 2018 Author Share Posted June 18, 2018 Ok I see where this is going. How many Christ Ault clones would it take to bring down this Grandma? I say 11. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluerules009 Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 15 minutes ago, NevadaFan said: Oh! Because a Boise “grad” from Fallon knows what success looks like!! Hahahahaha! I know it isn't 7-23. HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! I also know what I don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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retrofade Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 I want to know how many Nevada fans it would take to bring this grandmama down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrofade Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 Just now, NorCalCoug said: Goddamnit! You beat me by mere seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluerules009 Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, halfmanhalfbronco said: Ok I see where this is going. How many Christ Ault clones would it take to bring down this Grandma? I say 11. Come on Grandma would take out Ault's miniature ass every time. Without the help of his meth addicted fans he would have no chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...