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Great math trick:

Takes only about ten seconds and, amazingly, it will reveal your all-time favorite movie.


1. Pick a number from 1-9. 

2. Multiply that number by 3. 

3. Add 3. 

4. Multiply by 3 again. 

5. Your total will be a two digit number. Add the first and second digits 
together to find your favorite movie (of all time) in the list of 17 movies 
below 

Movie List: 

1. Gone With the Wind 
2. ET. 
3. Blazing Saddles 
4. Star Wars 
5. Forrest Gump 
6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly 
7. Jaws 
8. Grease 
9. The Donald J Trump Resignation Speech 
10. Casablanca 
11. Jurassic Park 
12. Shrek 
13. Pirates of the Caribbean 
14. Titanic 
15. Raiders of the Lost Ark 
16. Home Alone 
17. Mrs. Doubtfire

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The Pope went on vacation to the rugged mountains of Northern Idaho. 

He was driving along when he heard a frantic commotion off at the edge of the woods.            

He found a helpless, long-haired, bearded, middle-aged man wearing Patagonia shorts, sandals, and an old "Vote for Obama" T-shirt.  

The man was yelling  and struggling frantically, thrashing all about trying to free himself from the grasp of a gigantic, 1,200-pound grizzly bear.

As the Pope watched in horror, a group of cowboys all wearing "Go Trump" and “America First" denim shirts came racing up on horseback. One quickly fired a .44 Magnum slug right into the bear's chest.  The two other men pulled the bleeding, semiconscious man from the bear's grasp.  The rest of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck while the others tenderly placed the injured man in the back seat.

As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of them over to him. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed.  "I have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican and Democrat Party supporters, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not really true and that America is truly a blessed place in which to live."

As the Pope drove off, one cowboy asked, "Who was that guy?"

"Dude, that was the Pope," another replied   “It’s believed by many that he has access to all wisdom."

Well," the cowboy said, "He may have access to all wisdom, but he don't know shit about bear hunting in Idaho. By the way, is the bait still alive or do we need to go back to California and get another one?”

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On 2/27/2019 at 12:46 PM, crixus said:

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On 2/27/2019 at 3:00 PM, pokebball said:

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On 2/27/2019 at 3:50 PM, renoskier said:

Great math trick:

Takes only about ten seconds and, amazingly, it will reveal your all-time favorite movie.


1. Pick a number from 1-9. 

2. Multiply that number by 3. 

3. Add 3. 

4. Multiply by 3 again. 

5. Your total will be a two digit number. Add the first and second digits 
together to find your favorite movie (of all time) in the list of 17 movies 
below 

Movie List: 

1. Gone With the Wind 
2. ET. 
3. Blazing Saddles 
4. Star Wars 
5. Forrest Gump 
6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly 
7. Jaws 
8. Grease 
9. The Donald J Trump Resignation Speech 
10. Casablanca 
11. Jurassic Park 
12. Shrek 
13. Pirates of the Caribbean 
14. Titanic 
15. Raiders of the Lost Ark 
16. Home Alone 
17. Mrs. Doubtfire

Ok, the last one is amazing. But wrong thread punks.

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Finally, I get it.

I was at the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art a few years back and there was a piece of art just like this.  All white, nothing on it.  I thought what the hell.  This hick from Wyoming just doesn't get it.  I must have gotten lucky.  The guy in the floor behind took a pee break.

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I have a new lover, she is from Germany. We speak English to each other (my German is not good enough ). Furthermore we rate our sex with numbers. Usually I get an seven or eight. Yesterday we tried a new position, anal. She yelled: nine nine nine..

Highest score ever.

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