A Bronco and a Bulldog meeting at Best Buy in Boise

[Broncomare]

I'm meeting up with a Fresno Bulldog at the Best Buy parking lot in Boise on Monday.  We are settling this like a gentleman and lady.  Whoever wins, will have the premiere bragging rights for the entire conference.  Place your bets now.  

[jdgaucho]

I've seen you train.  You're ready

[DestinFlPackfan]

On 4/25/2024 at 2:05 PM, Broncomare said:

I'm meeting up with a Fresno Bulldog at the Best Buy parking lot in Boise on Monday.  We are settling this like a gentleman and lady.  Whoever wins, will have the premiere bragging rights for the entire conference.  Place your bets now.  

Nut kick then throat punch. 

He's yours. 

[SDSUfan]

[renoskier]

On 4/25/2024 at 6:06 PM, SDSUfan said:

Exactly...Broncomare fights like a girl 

[lobo-tomy]

Bulldog's been training 

[utenation]

On 4/25/2024 at 1:05 PM, Broncomare said:

I'm meeting up with a Fresno Bulldog at the Best Buy parking lot in Boise on Monday.  We are settling this like a gentleman and lady.  Whoever wins, will have the premiere bragging rights for the entire conference.  Place your bets now.  

Weapons of choice? Broken bottles? Tire irons? Brass knuckles?

Or straight up fist a cuffs?

 

These answers will determine my pick. 

[King Spartan]

Worst swimsuit contest ever.

[Broncomare]

On 4/25/2024 at 9:34 PM, utenation said:

Weapons of choice? Broken bottles? Tire irons? Brass knuckles?

Or straight up fist a cuffs?

 

These answers will determine my pick. 

I get all the weapons and he doesn't.  Also, I've been practicing with my Marine vet daughter.  Her husband is about 9" taller than her and easily has a 100 pounds over her but she still takes his operator a$$ to the ground.  Her secret, is to sneak up on him.  

[Bronco7454]

Just a reminder - Idaho is one of the 28 states in the U.S. where it is legal to carry a concealed weapon without a permit.

[Broncomare]

On 4/25/2024 at 11:19 PM, King Spartan said:

Worst swimsuit contest ever.

Hey, you've never seen me in a swimsuit!!!  But yay, worst swimsuit contest ever.  

[King Spartan]

On 4/26/2024 at 1:19 PM, Broncomare said:

Hey, you've never seen me in a swimsuit!!!  But yay, worst swimsuit contest ever.  

Just remember, horizontal stripes are actually very slimming.

[Warbow]

Try a Motel 6 parking lot instead … Doggie Style!

[VandalPride97]

On 4/25/2024 at 7:16 PM, DestinFlPackfan said:

Nut kick then throat punch. 

He's yours. 

Basically, the best strategy for any fight.

[VandalPride97]

On 4/26/2024 at 10:00 AM, Broncomare said:

I get all the weapons and he doesn't.  Also, I've been practicing with my Marine vet daughter.  Her husband is about 9" taller than her and easily has a 100 pounds over her but she still takes his operator a$$ to the ground.  Her secret, is to sneak up on him.  

I'm sorry, but I don't buy it. The fact of the matter is that a person is VERY difficult to take down if they have 100 lb edge.  You can be the world's greatest judo master, but if you don't have enough weight to gain leverage or throw them off balance, you're not taking down someone that big.  Quick strikes and finesse, sure.  Throwing someone that much bigger to the floor?  Not likely. 

Sounds like your daughter has a husband who knows how to keep getting laid.

[Broncomare]

On 4/30/2024 at 1:38 PM, VandalPride97 said:

I'm sorry, but I don't buy it. The fact of the matter is that a person is VERY difficult to take down if they have 100 lb edge.  You can be the world's greatest judo master, but if you don't have enough weight to gain leverage or throw them off balance, you're not taking down someone that big.  Quick strikes and finesse, sure.  Throwing someone that much bigger to the floor?  Not likely. 

Sounds like your daughter has a husband who knows how to keep getting laid.

You must have missed the part about her being a Marine.  She does have to sneak up on him but she can do it.  

[VandalPride97]

Sorry, double post.

[VandalPride97]

On 4/30/2024 at 4:24 PM, Broncomare said:

You must have missed the part about her being a Marine.  She does have to sneak up on him but she can do it.  

She can be Muhamad Ali, Hulk Hogan or Bruce Lee, it doesn't mean she has the weight to "take down" someone with a 100 lb edge.  It's not a matter of skill - I'm sure the Marines trained her well.  It's not a knock against her, it's just a matter of simple physics.  Unless you're talking about diving at his knees or something, she's not wrestling him to the ground.  100 lbs is a MONUMENTAL advantage in strength, sturdiness and bulky inertia.  

Wait, I take it all back.  You did mention that she has to sneak up on him.  Yes, if she sneaks up behind him, that is 100% plausible.  Nevertheless, I still say he's just trying to get laid.

[Broncomare]

On 4/30/2024 at 3:37 PM, VandalPride97 said:

She can be Muhamad Ali, Hulk Hogan or Bruce Lee, it doesn't mean she has the weight to "take down" someone with a 100 lb edge.  It's not a matter of skill - I'm sure the Marines trained her well.  It's not a knock against her, it's just a matter of simple physics.  Unless you're talking about diving at his knees or something, she's not wrestling him to the ground.  100 lbs is a MONUMENTAL advantage in strength, sturdiness and bulky inertia.  

Wait, I take it all back.  You did mention that she has to sneak up on him.  Yes, if she sneaks up behind him, that is 100% plausible.  Nevertheless, I still say he's just trying to get laid.

That's how they met but he was extremely drunk.  But a woman Marine can be hard to spot out on the town.   She has long blonde hair, blue eyes  and was wearing a sun dress and high heels at a bar in Naha.  He was getting obnoxious and ended up on his back on the floor in the middle of the bar, with the stiletto of her high heel in his carotid artery.   He knew two things at once, she was a Marine and  he was going to marry her.  She wanted nothing to do with him but those operators are really stubborn.  He's also taught her additional hand to hand moves and leverage.  

[utenation]

On 5/1/2024 at 12:04 PM, Broncomare said:

 But a woman Marine can be hard to spot out on the town.   She has long blonde hair, blue eyes  and was wearing a sun dress and high heels at a bar in Naha.  He was getting obnoxious and ended up on his back on the floor in the middle of the bar, with the stiletto of her high heel in his carotid artery.   He knew two things at once, she was a Marine and  he was going to marry her.  She wanted nothing to do with her but those operators are really stubborn.  He's also taught her additional hand to hand moves and leverage.  

Nothing wrong with women getting aggressive here and there. Men need to be kept in line sometimes….