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It's pretty sad watching the break not even try after the restart.

Will the cross the line in the missing man formation ?

"We don't have evidence but, we have lot's of theories."

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On 4/4/2024 at 9:40 AM, Spaztecs said:

So we're fair game ?

1000 points and an extra tank of gas for the Trump Coal Roller ?

Fair game for what?  Who is we?  You don't drive a vehicle?

 

I guess to answer the question - yes, fair game for...

Me asking why they feel like such entitled road hogging pricks?

Me asking why they get their rocks off taking over the entire lane of a 2 lane road? 

Me asking why they think they are indestructible vs. an automobile?

 

Trump Coal Roller?  You must live in Utah.  LOL

 

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Good news on Jonas. Broken collarbone and ribs, but nothing spinal. Remco out for a few months but should be ready for the Tour. Roglic is skinned up after two days of crashes. So in the end the injuries were normal for cycling, nothing life or career ending.

We’re all sitting in the dugout. Thinking we should pitch. How you gonna throw a shutout when all you do is bitch.

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On 4/4/2024 at 8:28 AM, Spaztecs said:

More names. Not a complete list.

Crash by 12 riders in peloton

Honestly, I'm a bit concerned whenever Roglic somehow stays on 2 wheels the entirety of a race. I think a part of him almost enjoys it.

 

Jokes aside, hoping all the big guns can heal up and get back at it soon!

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On 4/4/2024 at 12:20 PM, thelawlorfaithful said:

Roglic is skinned up after two days of crashes. So in the end the injuries were normal

"Roglic multiple crashes" and "this is normal" in the same breath. Part of me thinks you did that intentionally, at least subconsciously. Dude falls more often than a newborn giraffe

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On 4/4/2024 at 12:35 PM, misplacedcowboy said:

"Roglic multiple crashes" and "this is normal" in the same breath. Part of me thinks you did that intentionally, at least subconsciously. Dude falls more often than a newborn giraffe

Well he did get into the sport after a bad fall in ski jumping. He does always seem to be hitting the deck. Some people are just good at falling down.

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On 4/4/2024 at 12:33 PM, misplacedcowboy said:

GCKuss is ready for an encore, bring it on

Bring It On Oscars GIF by The Academy Awards

Seriously though, Visma has to change their entire game plan for the year. GCKuss LFG!

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On 4/4/2024 at 1:35 PM, misplacedcowboy said:

"Roglic multiple crashes" and "this is normal" in the same breath. Part of me thinks you did that intentionally, at least subconsciously. Dude falls more often than a newborn giraffe

Chris Froome had similiar issues. 

Yet, he still ascended to the pantheon of Cycling Royalty.

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DNF
 VINGEGAARD JonasTeam Visma | Lease a Bike
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 EVENEPOEL RemcoSoudal Quick-Step
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 ROGLIČ PrimožBORA - hansgrohe
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 QUINN SeanEF Education - EasyPost
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DNF
 GESBERT ÉlieArkéa - B&B Hotels
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DNF
 TESFATSION NatnaelLidl - Trek
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DNF
 LASTRA JonathanCofidis
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DNF
 VINE JayUAE Team Emirates
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DNF
 CRAS SteffTotalEnergies
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DNF
 FRAILE OmarINEOS Grenadiers
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DNF
 MIQUEL PauEquipo Kern Pharma
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Four more riders succumbed to the asphalt monster today. Including Mikael Landa.

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21 year Juan Ayuso for UAE wins the Tour of the Basque Country. After Thursday’s crash that demolished the favorites UAE placed 4 riders in the top 10 including American Brandon McNulty. Tadej’s Giro-Tour double seems doable with a team that strong.

Sepp won the King of the mountains. He didn’t enter the race riding for time but with Vingegaard and Van Aert broken into pieces now, somebody has to carry Visma’s flag.

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Stages five and six were quite entertaining.

It amazes me how much more open and aggressive the racing becomes when the Big Four are absent. When any of the Big 4 are on the Starlist, the Racing becomes set piece.

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On 4/6/2024 at 11:15 AM, thelawlorfaithful said:

21 year Juan Ayuso for UAE wins the Tour of the Basque Country. After Thursday’s crash that demolished the favorites UAE placed 4 riders in the top 10 including American Brandon McNulty. Tadej’s Giro-Tour double seems doable with a team that strong.

Sepp won the King of the mountains. He didn’t enter the race riding for time but with Vingegaard and Van Aert broken into pieces now, somebody has to carry Visma’s flag.

I was quite surprised Skjeelmose got dropped on the equivelant of a Spanish Flat. He obviously ran out of gas as he even lost time on the descent.

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MVdP crushes Roubaix to become the 8th rider ever to achieve the double in the cobbled monuments. The world champion soloed for 60 km to smash the Hell of the North for the second year in a row. The Ardennes classics await and a showdown with Tadej at Liege-Bastogne-Liege as the main event to decide the most dangerous man on two wheels.

We’re all sitting in the dugout. Thinking we should pitch. How you gonna throw a shutout when all you do is bitch.

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On 4/8/2024 at 12:03 AM, thelawlorfaithful said:

MVdP crushes Roubaix to become the 8th rider ever to achieve the double in the cobbled monuments. The world champion soloed for 60 km to smash the Hell of the North for the second year in a row. The Ardennes classics await and a showdown with Tadej at Liege-Bastogne-Liege as the main event to decide the most dangerous man on two wheels.

MvP also set the speed record for P-R. Clocking in at 47.8 kmh. That's 29.826 mph for those in the US of A. It leads one to wonder if he will take a shot at the hour record.

I still can't understand why we don't switch to metric. It's so much easier to use.

"We don't have evidence but, we have lot's of theories."

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On 4/8/2024 at 8:45 AM, Spaztecs said:

MvP also set the speed record for P-R. Clocking in at 47.8 kmh. That's 29.826 mph for those in the US of A. It leads one to wonder if he will take a shot at the hour record.

I still can't understand why we don't switch to metric. It's so much easier to use.

We’re Americans. We’re not wrong, they’re wrong. It’s only through our own grace that we tolerate the metric system.

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On 4/7/2024 at 11:03 PM, thelawlorfaithful said:

MVdP crushes Roubaix to become the 8th rider ever to achieve the double in the cobbled monuments. The world champion soloed for 60 km to smash the Hell of the North for the second year in a row. The Ardennes classics await and a showdown with Tadej at Liege-Bastogne-Liege as the main event to decide the most dangerous man on two wheels.

Too bad we couldn't see how long Jorgensen would have been able to hang on... do you know why we has pulled from their lineup?

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