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Mike Bronson

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About Mike Bronson

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    Spreading a drug-resistant strain of Truth

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    In the Bracket as the MWC Champion
  • Interests
    One Bid Leagues
    Conference Relocation Specialist.

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  1. Mike Bronson understands the nature of transfers. Mike Bronson does think Anthony will make USU better, but it is not likely that he will be an all-American. It appears this is a recruited-over/no real shot of seeing significant minutes type of transfer.
  2. Mike Bronson wonders when you will get around to looking at his stats. Mike Bronson is certain that he is a great kid, but his production appears to be lacking. With three early declarants to the Draft, Virginia would seemingly have a need for a wing/guard, but he transfers?
  3. Mike Bronson doubts it. Mike Bronson does not accept calls from “Hawaii Dept. of Corrections.” Mahalo, anyway.
  4. He is politely saying that you don’t suck them, you just hold them in your mouth until the swelling goes down.
  5. Mike Bronson is hopeful they get your dosages correct.
  6. Mike Bronson thinks you are misreading the instructions. You only use the product in well ventilated spaces.
  7. Make your check payable to Michael E. Bronson. Happy Christmas!
  8. Mike Bronson is a secret shopper for the B12. Fort Collins is definitely not on Mike Bronson’s radar.
  9. Mike Bronson is saying that she is likely made in China and will require inflation before f-ckin’. Her personality will not be that great, but at least you can solidify your status as the drama queen in the relationship.
  10. Mike Bronson is thinking it is going to sour quickly when you have to deflate her every time your mom cleans your room.
  11. Mike Bronson always thought Warbow made good sense. Mahalo!
  12. Mike Bronson calls things like Mike Bronson sees them. That being said, you would probably inject yourself with syphilis if you thought someone would take notice.
  13. Call Mike Bronson when you raise a couple of hundred million dollars. Mike Bronson will broker a deal to relocate the Alabama football program to one lucky institution.