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Fort Fun

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  1. Imagine voting for Donald Trump to be your president. LMAO.
  2. How stupid can you be? These are the morons who allegedly pulled off the largest voting fraud scheme in the history of mankind.
  3. Learn English or get the hell out of our country.
  4. That's some Boise-level English you got there professor.
  5. lol, did he really have a vacation planned? My comment was in jest.
  6. Please, please, please, please... Given what I've been reading about the improbability of herd immunity, combined with the legions of brave, anti-mask freedom fighters in this country, I think a vaccine is our only way out of this.
  7. I enjoy putting your mom down. Doggy style so I don't have to see her face. USA! USA!
  8. If there is a fatal car accident, what happens? They close the road and don't re-open it until it is safe. So I guess car wrecks are a good analogy after all. Check mate, liberals.
  9. Yep. Walmart also purchased Mas x Menos and Pali, which are common supermarket chains in Costa Rica. The majority of Costa Ricans live in urban areas and shop at supermarkets.
  10. He'll say it is just one study we need more scientific research before we know one way or another. Then all of America will collectively do the Nathan Fillion gif.
  11. I'm looking forward to that antibody test. I had a cough for two months in January and February. I thought it was because I started playing in a rec basketball league and I had some kind of exercise induced asthma or something. I ignored it because I had no other symptoms, just that +++++ing cough. Now I wonder if I got a mild case of COVID and now I'm SUPER IMMUNE and will be allowed into the bunker at NORAD.
  12. I used to take that stuff all the time back in the day. It has a fun side-effect that the ladies seem to love. (At least the cool ones do.)
  13. The organization I worked for partnered with a large company based in Indianapolis, sending groups of their employees to volunteer in India. I accompanied some of their volunteer groups to Delhi, and it was definitely... an experience I'll never forget. But hey, it's the home of David Letterman!
  14. What a wild freaking story. Some of the NIMBY's in Fort Collins suggested doing this on the tracks that pass right by our new stadium, but no one was crazy enough to actually go through with it. These are wild times we're living in. I love how he got charged with one count of "train wrecking". It's great that there's actually a law for that.
  15. Dude, this is happening all over there United States. Here you go: https://lmgtfy.com/?q=california+covid+testing+delays
  16. Lol, doubt this will do anything at this point. Hey Florida, the call is coming from inside your house!
  17. He didn't revise them. Check out his Twitter thread: https://twitter.com/neil_ferguson/status/1243294815200124928
  18. It boggles my mind that people don't do this regularly.
  19. Bah, you missed the point. Oh well. You have a good one and stay safe my Latter-Day Friend!
  20. Centers for Disease Control Headquarters, Atlanta, GA - A group of the foremost experts in public health and infectious disease is hunkered down in a conference room. They know they're in for a long night. CDC director Robert Redfield addresses the room, "Ladies. Gentlemen. We're past the apex of Coronavirus and the worst is behind us. Only 70,000 people will die. But before we pat ourselves on the back, President Trump has tasked us to come up with a plan so an economic shutdown of this magnitude never happens again. How do we react to an unknown virus that we've never seen before, we have no immunity to, and overwhelms local health care systems if left unchecked." His question is met with an uneasy silence. Drake Simmons- a hot-shot clinician who plays by his own rules- raises a finger in response when suddenly... BYUCougfan bursts into the conference room! "EVERYBODY LISTEN UP!" he says, "650 thousand Americans die from heart disease every year!" Redfield steadies himself, wipes his brow, and takes a sip from the glass of ice water in front of him. "My god. That. Changes. Everything."
  21. My point is, the only statistics that really matter at this point are ICU beds, ventilators, and medical equipment. (When testing is more widespead, those statistics will matter too.) This goes for areas that are currently hot spots or areas that may become hot spots. Conversely, statistics like death totals for car accidents, moose attacks, and the Spanish Flu are completely irrelevant and bring nothing into perspective.
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