MetropolitanCowboy

Having a black cat cross your path is nothing at all. After all, I own a black cat of my own. But bad things do happen on days I don’t win the Nobel Prize. For instance, when I inserted a 10-yen coin to make a phone call, I didn’t get my coin back even though the line was busy. Days in which I lose a leg in a car accident are often quite unlucky, too. One time a hot dog fell right out of a bun I was holding. Rainy days aren’t much better, either. One time an umbrella I had just bought got completely wet. Unlucky things often happen when I’m mugged at night, too. Why, just the other day, I forgot to throw out the trash. Bad things happen when I go into a classroom and see beautiful girls all sitting at their desks. In some cases, I’ve been so elated that I wet my pants. Even so, the very worst is when you lose your life. The day it happened to me was the same day they announced the winning lottery numbers.

"My Secret Life, Chapter Three." (Story from the previous chapter.) I was neither a murder suspect, nor a target for an international spy organization. But I drove a car down the Jersey Turnpike at 80 mph. ...A police officer pulled me over and asked for my driver's license. He said I was going 20 mph over the speed limit. I instantly pointed to my wife and said, "I'm in a hurry, my wife is in labor." Fortunately, my wife actually had a big stomach. I hoped he'd let me go with this excuse. "Oh, since it's an emergency. I'll lead you to the hospital with my police car," he said. "No, it's not necessary." "Why not?" asked the officer. "Uh... well..." "Let's get going," said the officer... "No, no! We can't! This baby is a demon child!"

Especially with Garrapolo being shipped out..Allen would be a natural heir to Brady, assuming Brady doesn't play until he's 50.

Dolphins should draft him, he'd be a nice one to compete with Tannehill and eventually take his place. Of course, the team looks at Tannehill like a crow looks at shiny objects, so nothing of the sort can happen. A man can dream...

I'd guess 2nd or 3rd, maybe higher, depending on his workouts.

Rolo was awesome.

Benefited greatly from Jones' system, and the ability to play all four years. Not the best, but not trash either. To get to be the all-time leader in pass yards isn't a small feat.

Doesn't take away from anything. Brett Favre is the undisputed king of NFL interceptions, and he's still one of the best.