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[Rocket]

It's awkward when your inlaws come over and you didnt make it to your room fast enough and now you have to socialize.

[djv702]

Let me guess.

1.) You were jerking it watching porn'
2.) You couldn't hide the weed and bongs fast enough.
3.) You left a porno mag on the coffee table. Does anybody still have those? Kinda Ol' Skool!

[Rocket]

The ol porno mags, those were the days...

[djv702]

See kids have it so easy today. if you were lucky enough to find half of porno mag like playboy or better yet Hustler you had to share with all of your friends. Porn videos we even harder to come by and each one of your friends would have a day with it till somebodies mom found it and that sucked. You can just go on the Internet and find whatever you want. Hell even your phone. Can you imagine the shiit we would have gotten into with sexting. Holy shiit! Good tomes though would not trade them days for these days. We actually went outside and played all day!

[just_chris]

See kids have it so easy today. if you were lucky enough to find half of porno mag like playboy or better yet Hustler you had to share with all of your friends. Porn videos we even harder to come by and each one of your friends would have a day with it till somebodies mom found it and that sucked. You can just go on the Internet and find whatever you want. Hell even your phone. Can you imagine the shiit we would have gotten into with sexting. Holy shiit! Good tomes though would not trade them days for these days. We actually went outside and played all day!

I'll never forget the day I saved up my lunch money to go up to the Welsh Farms (a NJ conveinence store) and buy the Playboy with Shannon Doherty in it. I was probably 15 or 16 and looked older so the cleark never questioned me. I was the neighborhood hero for at least a week. She had a great rack...

[Boise fan]

I'll never forget the day I saved up my lunch money to go up to the Welsh Farms (a NJ conveinence store) and buy the Playboy with Shannon Doherty in it. I was probably 15 or 16 and looked older so the cleark never questioned me. I was the neighborhood hero for at least a week. She had a great rack...

Here Chris, take a trip down memory (mammory) lane....

http://triplemagic.n...magazinesc.html

You're welcome. Will I be the neighborhood hero for a week?

[just_chris]

Here Chris, take a trip down memory (mammory) lane....

http://triplemagic.n...magazinesc.html

You're welcome. Will I be the neighborhood hero for a week?

Haha that was it... 1994. I remember the cover like I was still holding it in my hand. Jimminy Crickets that was almost 20 freaking years ago. that means I'm turning into an old bastard. I was a Freshman in HS when that mag came out.

BTW great link, will have to do some umm reserach. Holy crap... it's all in Russian.

[Rocket]

Not that i dont want squeeze shannons muffins but the rule of this game is to add your awkward moment using the big head on top of your shoulders.

Have you ever ridden the school bus and got a woody and had to keep your books on your lap and couldnt get off at your stop?

I just played it off abd prayed stiffy would go away by the next stop or i would have to walk 15 miles through the mountains to get home

[mugtang]

Not that i dont want squeeze shannons muffins but the rule of this game is to add your awkward moment using the big head on top of your shoulders.

Have you ever ridden the school bus and got a woody and had to keep your books on your lap and couldnt get off at your stop?

I just played it off abd prayed stiffy would go away by the next stop or i would have to walk 15 miles through the mountains to get home

Ummmm........

[mugtang]

Haha that was it... 1994. I remember the cover like I was still holding it in my hand. Jimminy Crickets that was almost 20 freaking years ago. that means I'm turning into an old bastard. I was a Freshman in HS when that mag came out.

BTW great link, will have to do some umm reserach. Holy crap... it's all in Russian.

I remember the Pamela Anderson one. My friend took it from his Dad and brought it over. I think I bought that from him for $10 (that was 6th grade it was a big deal). Then there was the Spice Girl one....which was an utter disappointment (biggest waste of $20 in my life).

I actually had quite the collection built up by the time I was in 8th grade until my dad found the mags. He took them for a night then gave them back and said, "Don't let your stepmom find these". He never did find the movies I had though. Thank God for that opening in the floor....I wonder if they're still there.

[Dogs4Me]

I'll never forget the day I saved up my lunch money to go up to the Welsh Farms (a NJ conveinence store) and buy the Playboy with Shannon Doherty in it. I was probably 15 or 16 and looked older so the cleark never questioned me. I was the neighborhood hero for at least a week. She had a great rack...

Yeah, but she's a real cvnt. Was eating lunch at Harris Ranch one day and she was there...was pissed because we were seated next to her table. We finished up about the same time and walked out right behind her group...they piled into blacked out suburbans and we walked to the airplane, a very nice short hop corporate twin turbo prop. The look on her face was awesome, WTF are these dirty farmers doing?! Eff that ho!

[bschmalls]

The awkward moment where WACtards use the term mid-major while referring to football

[DrBulldog]

Yeah, but she's a real cvnt. Was eating lunch at Harris Ranch one day and she was there...was pissed because we were seated next to her table. We finished up about the same time and walked out right behind her group...they piled into blacked out suburbans and we walked to the airplane, a very nice short hop corporate twin turbo prop. The look on her face was awesome, WTF are these dirty farmers doing?! Eff that ho!

Cobb salad at Harris Ranch...

[Rocket]

Ummmm........

Haha those buses vibrate your +++.

[Boise fan]

Or how about that awkward moment when the retard who likes to throw around slurs like "WACtard" remembers the school he supports was a former member (21 years!)...

[Dogs4Me]

Or how about that awkward moment when the retard who likes to throw around slurs like "WACtard" remembers the school he supports was a former member (21 years!)...

Well, one should expect some flagship retards from the CSU flagship school...hey, he's reppin!

[mugtang]

Haha those buses vibrate your +++.

I have no words.....

[wyoforlife]

[Rocket]

I have no words.....

[Rocket]

That awkward moment when you get out of the car and you can't stop staring even though grandpa is staring at you so you do a triple-quadruple take pretending not to be staring.

[Dogs4Me]

That awkward moment when you get out of the car and you can't stop staring even though grandpa is staring at you so you do a triple-quadruple take pretending not to be staring.

Eff that, take the admiring look and flash gramps a big ol' shyte eating grin, he's a man and he gets it. No need to play pussy.

[Dogs4Me]

It's awkward when you realize that ND just slipped out the back door with your TV deal dollars and they left you a note stating "it's just business".

[Chile_Ute]

Eff that, take the admiring look and flash gramps a big ol' shyte eating grin, he's a man and he gets it. No need to play pussy.

Then the next morning you wake up with a horses head and bowl of borscht next to you in bed.....turns out he's a Russian 'Don.'

[Rocket]

You wake up ...and they're both in the bed with you lol

[Chile_Ute]

You wake up ...and they're both in the bed with you lol

....and your in the middle with the Don as the cheatin spoon.