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It's awkward when...

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1.) You were jerking it watching porn'

2.) You couldn't hide the weed and bongs fast enough.

3.) You left a porno mag on the coffee table. Does anybody still have those? Kinda Ol' Skool!

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See kids have it so easy today. if you were lucky enough to find half of porno mag like playboy or better yet Hustler you had to share with all of your friends. Porn videos we even harder to come by and each one of your friends would have a day with it till somebodies mom found it and that sucked. You can just go on the Internet and find whatever you want. Hell even your phone. Can you imagine the shiit we would have gotten into with sexting. Holy shiit! Good tomes though would not trade them days for these days. We actually went outside and played all day!

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See kids have it so easy today. if you were lucky enough to find half of porno mag like playboy or better yet Hustler you had to share with all of your friends. Porn videos we even harder to come by and each one of your friends would have a day with it till somebodies mom found it and that sucked. You can just go on the Internet and find whatever you want. Hell even your phone. Can you imagine the shiit we would have gotten into with sexting. Holy shiit! Good tomes though would not trade them days for these days. We actually went outside and played all day!

I'll never forget the day I saved up my lunch money to go up to the Welsh Farms (a NJ conveinence store) and buy the Playboy with Shannon Doherty in it. I was probably 15 or 16 and looked older so the cleark never questioned me. I was the neighborhood hero for at least a week. She had a great rack...

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I'll never forget the day I saved up my lunch money to go up to the Welsh Farms (a NJ conveinence store) and buy the Playboy with Shannon Doherty in it. I was probably 15 or 16 and looked older so the cleark never questioned me. I was the neighborhood hero for at least a week. She had a great rack...

Here Chris, take a trip down memory (mammory) lane....

http://triplemagic.narod.ru/foto/doherty/magazinescans/magazinesc.html

You're welcome. Will I be the neighborhood hero for a week? :P

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Here Chris, take a trip down memory (mammory) lane....

http://triplemagic.n...magazinesc.html

You're welcome. Will I be the neighborhood hero for a week? :P

Haha that was it... 1994. I remember the cover like I was still holding it in my hand. Jimminy Crickets that was almost 20 freaking years ago. :( that means I'm turning into an old bastard. I was a Freshman in HS when that mag came out.

BTW great link, will have to do some umm reserach. Holy crap... it's all in Russian.

I can't sing and I can't dance but I can make romance - Macho Man Randy Savage

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Not that i dont want squeeze shannons muffins but the rule of this game is to add your awkward moment using the big head on top of your shoulders.

Have you ever ridden the school bus and got a woody and had to keep your books on your lap and couldnt get off at your stop?

I just played it off abd prayed stiffy would go away by the next stop or i would have to walk 15 miles through the mountains to get home

 

 

 

 

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Not that i dont want squeeze shannons muffins but the rule of this game is to add your awkward moment using the big head on top of your shoulders.

Have you ever ridden the school bus and got a woody and had to keep your books on your lap and couldnt get off at your stop?

I just played it off abd prayed stiffy would go away by the next stop or i would have to walk 15 miles through the mountains to get home

Ummmm........

thelawlorfaithful, on 31 Dec 2012 - 04:01 AM, said:One of the rules I live by: never underestimate a man in a dandy looking sweater

 

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Haha that was it... 1994. I remember the cover like I was still holding it in my hand. Jimminy Crickets that was almost 20 freaking years ago. :( that means I'm turning into an old bastard. I was a Freshman in HS when that mag came out.

BTW great link, will have to do some umm reserach. Holy crap... it's all in Russian.

I remember the Pamela Anderson one. My friend took it from his Dad and brought it over. I think I bought that from him for $10 (that was 6th grade it was a big deal). Then there was the Spice Girl one....which was an utter disappointment (biggest waste of $20 in my life).

I actually had quite the collection built up by the time I was in 8th grade until my dad found the mags. He took them for a night then gave them back and said, "Don't let your stepmom find these". He never did find the movies I had though. Thank God for that opening in the floor....I wonder if they're still there.

thelawlorfaithful, on 31 Dec 2012 - 04:01 AM, said:One of the rules I live by: never underestimate a man in a dandy looking sweater

 

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I'll never forget the day I saved up my lunch money to go up to the Welsh Farms (a NJ conveinence store) and buy the Playboy with Shannon Doherty in it. I was probably 15 or 16 and looked older so the cleark never questioned me. I was the neighborhood hero for at least a week. She had a great rack...

Yeah, but she's a real cvnt. Was eating lunch at Harris Ranch one day and she was there...was pissed because we were seated next to her table. We finished up about the same time and walked out right behind her group...they piled into blacked out suburbans and we walked to the airplane, a very nice short hop corporate twin turbo prop. The look on her face was awesome, WTF are these dirty farmers doing?! Eff that ho!

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Mike Bronson, on 27 Sept 2013 - 8:45 PM, said:

 

    Don't be mad because the refs are going to need Tommy John surgeries after this poorly played game.

 

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mugtang, on 27 Sept 2013 - 8:49 PM, said:

 

    Your mom is going to need Tommy John surgery after jerking me off all night.

 

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Yeah, but she's a real cvnt. Was eating lunch at Harris Ranch one day and she was there...was pissed because we were seated next to her table. We finished up about the same time and walked out right behind her group...they piled into blacked out suburbans and we walked to the airplane, a very nice short hop corporate twin turbo prop. The look on her face was awesome, WTF are these dirty farmers doing?! Eff that ho!

Cobb salad at Harris Ranch...

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Or how about that awkward moment when the retard who likes to throw around slurs like "WACtard" remembers the school he supports was a former member (21 years!)...

Well, one should expect some flagship retards from the CSU flagship school...hey, he's reppin!

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Mike Bronson, on 27 Sept 2013 - 8:45 PM, said:

 

    Don't be mad because the refs are going to need Tommy John surgeries after this poorly played game.

 

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mugtang, on 27 Sept 2013 - 8:49 PM, said:

 

    Your mom is going to need Tommy John surgery after jerking me off all night.

 

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Haha those buses vibrate your +++.

I have no words.....

thelawlorfaithful, on 31 Dec 2012 - 04:01 AM, said:One of the rules I live by: never underestimate a man in a dandy looking sweater

 

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