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That awkward moment when you get out of the car and you can't stop staring even though grandpa is staring at you so you do a triple-quadruple take pretending not to be staring.

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Eff that, take the admiring look and flash gramps a big ol' shyte eating grin, he's a man and he gets it. No need to play pussy.

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Mike Bronson, on 27 Sept 2013 - 8:45 PM, said:

 

    Don't be mad because the refs are going to need Tommy John surgeries after this poorly played game.

 

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mugtang, on 27 Sept 2013 - 8:49 PM, said:

 

    Your mom is going to need Tommy John surgery after jerking me off all night.

 

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It's awkward when you realize that ND just slipped out the back door with your TV deal dollars and they left you a note stating "it's just business".

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Mike Bronson, on 27 Sept 2013 - 8:45 PM, said:

 

    Don't be mad because the refs are going to need Tommy John surgeries after this poorly played game.

 

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mugtang, on 27 Sept 2013 - 8:49 PM, said:

 

    Your mom is going to need Tommy John surgery after jerking me off all night.

 

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Eff that, take the admiring look and flash gramps a big ol' shyte eating grin, he's a man and he gets it. No need to play pussy.

Then the next morning you wake up with a horses head and bowl of borscht next to you in bed.....turns out he's a Russian 'Don.'

Nothing to really say here.....except GO MWC!!

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It's awkward when you realize that ND just slipped out the back door with your TV deal dollars and they left you a note stating "it's just business".

But then you realize you still have spuds and suds and you're better off. 03-lmfao.gif

 

 

 

 

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OR ... she gets you back to their place and you wake up and leatherface from Texas Chainsaw massacre is standing in the doorway and now you're running for your life!!

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So totally unrealistic......chainsaws never start that easy.

Nothing to really say here.....except GO MWC!!

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So totally unrealistic......chainsaws never start that easy.

Nonsense, you just have to put gas in them before trying to start them. Don't laugh, I've seen it happen.

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Mike Bronson, on 27 Sept 2013 - 8:45 PM, said:

 

    Don't be mad because the refs are going to need Tommy John surgeries after this poorly played game.

 

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mugtang, on 27 Sept 2013 - 8:49 PM, said:

 

    Your mom is going to need Tommy John surgery after jerking me off all night.

 

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OR ... she gets you back to their place and you wake up and leatherface from Texas Chainsaw massacre is standing in the doorway and now you're running for your life!!

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Or way awkward when someone is chasing you with a chainsaw but you insist on telling your black friend that he is fat and to stop slowing you down.

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See kids have it so easy today. if you were lucky enough to find half of porno mag like playboy or better yet Hustler you had to share with all of your friends. Porn videos we even harder to come by and each one of your friends would have a day with it till somebodies mom found it and that sucked. You can just go on the Internet and find whatever you want. Hell even your phone. Can you imagine the shiit we would have gotten into with sexting. Holy shiit! Good tomes though would not trade them days for these days. We actually went outside and played all day!

When I was a teacher, I busted some kids on their I-phones watching porn. Apparently one of the older kids set up a Brazzers.com account and shared his password with his pals. Smart kids. One of those moments, I felt bad giving a detention but I had to because a female student complained to me about them watching porn.

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