Rocket Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 It's awkward when your inlaws come over and you didnt make it to your room fast enough and now you have to socialize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djv702 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Let me guess. 1.) You were jerking it watching porn' 2.) You couldn't hide the weed and bongs fast enough. 3.) You left a porno mag on the coffee table. Does anybody still have those? Kinda Ol' Skool! <p><img src="http://i49.tinypic.com/34rvlep.jpg" /></p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket Posted September 12, 2012 Author Share Posted September 12, 2012 The ol porno mags, those were the days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djv702 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 See kids have it so easy today. if you were lucky enough to find half of porno mag like playboy or better yet Hustler you had to share with all of your friends. Porn videos we even harder to come by and each one of your friends would have a day with it till somebodies mom found it and that sucked. You can just go on the Internet and find whatever you want. Hell even your phone. Can you imagine the shiit we would have gotten into with sexting. Holy shiit! Good tomes though would not trade them days for these days. We actually went outside and played all day! <p><img src="http://i49.tinypic.com/34rvlep.jpg" /></p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just_chris Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 See kids have it so easy today. if you were lucky enough to find half of porno mag like playboy or better yet Hustler you had to share with all of your friends. Porn videos we even harder to come by and each one of your friends would have a day with it till somebodies mom found it and that sucked. You can just go on the Internet and find whatever you want. Hell even your phone. Can you imagine the shiit we would have gotten into with sexting. Holy shiit! Good tomes though would not trade them days for these days. We actually went outside and played all day! I'll never forget the day I saved up my lunch money to go up to the Welsh Farms (a NJ conveinence store) and buy the Playboy with Shannon Doherty in it. I was probably 15 or 16 and looked older so the cleark never questioned me. I was the neighborhood hero for at least a week. She had a great rack... I can't sing and I can't dance but I can make romance - Macho Man Randy Savage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boise fan Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 I'll never forget the day I saved up my lunch money to go up to the Welsh Farms (a NJ conveinence store) and buy the Playboy with Shannon Doherty in it. I was probably 15 or 16 and looked older so the cleark never questioned me. I was the neighborhood hero for at least a week. She had a great rack... Here Chris, take a trip down memory (mammory) lane.... http://triplemagic.narod.ru/foto/doherty/magazinescans/magazinesc.html You're welcome. Will I be the neighborhood hero for a week? BCS is to Football what Fox News is to Journalism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just_chris Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Here Chris, take a trip down memory (mammory) lane.... http://triplemagic.n...magazinesc.html You're welcome. Will I be the neighborhood hero for a week? Haha that was it... 1994. I remember the cover like I was still holding it in my hand. Jimminy Crickets that was almost 20 freaking years ago. that means I'm turning into an old bastard. I was a Freshman in HS when that mag came out. BTW great link, will have to do some umm reserach. Holy crap... it's all in Russian. I can't sing and I can't dance but I can make romance - Macho Man Randy Savage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket Posted September 12, 2012 Author Share Posted September 12, 2012 Not that i dont want squeeze shannons muffins but the rule of this game is to add your awkward moment using the big head on top of your shoulders. Have you ever ridden the school bus and got a woody and had to keep your books on your lap and couldnt get off at your stop? I just played it off abd prayed stiffy would go away by the next stop or i would have to walk 15 miles through the mountains to get home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugtang Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Not that i dont want squeeze shannons muffins but the rule of this game is to add your awkward moment using the big head on top of your shoulders. Have you ever ridden the school bus and got a woody and had to keep your books on your lap and couldnt get off at your stop? I just played it off abd prayed stiffy would go away by the next stop or i would have to walk 15 miles through the mountains to get home Ummmm........ thelawlorfaithful, on 31 Dec 2012 - 04:01 AM, said:One of the rules I live by: never underestimate a man in a dandy looking sweater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugtang Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Haha that was it... 1994. I remember the cover like I was still holding it in my hand. Jimminy Crickets that was almost 20 freaking years ago. that means I'm turning into an old bastard. I was a Freshman in HS when that mag came out. BTW great link, will have to do some umm reserach. Holy crap... it's all in Russian. I remember the Pamela Anderson one. My friend took it from his Dad and brought it over. I think I bought that from him for $10 (that was 6th grade it was a big deal). Then there was the Spice Girl one....which was an utter disappointment (biggest waste of $20 in my life). I actually had quite the collection built up by the time I was in 8th grade until my dad found the mags. He took them for a night then gave them back and said, "Don't let your stepmom find these". He never did find the movies I had though. Thank God for that opening in the floor....I wonder if they're still there. thelawlorfaithful, on 31 Dec 2012 - 04:01 AM, said:One of the rules I live by: never underestimate a man in a dandy looking sweater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogs4Me Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 I'll never forget the day I saved up my lunch money to go up to the Welsh Farms (a NJ conveinence store) and buy the Playboy with Shannon Doherty in it. I was probably 15 or 16 and looked older so the cleark never questioned me. I was the neighborhood hero for at least a week. She had a great rack... Yeah, but she's a real cvnt. Was eating lunch at Harris Ranch one day and she was there...was pissed because we were seated next to her table. We finished up about the same time and walked out right behind her group...they piled into blacked out suburbans and we walked to the airplane, a very nice short hop corporate twin turbo prop. The look on her face was awesome, WTF are these dirty farmers doing?! Eff that ho! Quote Mike Bronson, on 27 Sept 2013 - 8:45 PM, said: Don't be mad because the refs are going to need Tommy John surgeries after this poorly played game. Quote mugtang, on 27 Sept 2013 - 8:49 PM, said: Your mom is going to need Tommy John surgery after jerking me off all night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmalls Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 The awkward moment where WACtards use the term mid-major while referring to football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrBulldog Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Yeah, but she's a real cvnt. Was eating lunch at Harris Ranch one day and she was there...was pissed because we were seated next to her table. We finished up about the same time and walked out right behind her group...they piled into blacked out suburbans and we walked to the airplane, a very nice short hop corporate twin turbo prop. The look on her face was awesome, WTF are these dirty farmers doing?! Eff that ho! Cobb salad at Harris Ranch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket Posted September 12, 2012 Author Share Posted September 12, 2012 Ummmm........ Haha those buses vibrate your +++. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boise fan Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Or how about that awkward moment when the retard who likes to throw around slurs like "WACtard" remembers the school he supports was a former member (21 years!)... BCS is to Football what Fox News is to Journalism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogs4Me Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Or how about that awkward moment when the retard who likes to throw around slurs like "WACtard" remembers the school he supports was a former member (21 years!)... Well, one should expect some flagship retards from the CSU flagship school...hey, he's reppin! Quote Mike Bronson, on 27 Sept 2013 - 8:45 PM, said: Don't be mad because the refs are going to need Tommy John surgeries after this poorly played game. Quote mugtang, on 27 Sept 2013 - 8:49 PM, said: Your mom is going to need Tommy John surgery after jerking me off all night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugtang Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Haha those buses vibrate your +++. I have no words..... thelawlorfaithful, on 31 Dec 2012 - 04:01 AM, said:One of the rules I live by: never underestimate a man in a dandy looking sweater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyoforlife Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 "They're a bunch of jealous little dicks who use the anonymity of the internet to insult people who're doing what they wish they were doing." ~ Holden McNeil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket Posted September 13, 2012 Author Share Posted September 13, 2012 I have no words..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket Posted September 13, 2012 Author Share Posted September 13, 2012 That awkward moment when you get out of the car and you can't stop staring even though grandpa is staring at you so you do a triple-quadruple take pretending not to be staring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...