Are you telling me I would have to also line the dogs pockets to keep him off my football players?! Hell this job isn't worth the hassle, I mean between dog and the Spam donation..... Yeah I will pass!
Never mind if I am hired I resign, if I was in the running I want to pull my name. Working for free is one thing but at $3.28/lb for SPAM in Hawaii I am looking at a $16,400 donation to the Rainbow Warriors annually. Job is yours Mug! Go Rainbows! Beat the Aggies!!!
This would be great for the MWC! We would probably get a helluva lot more that just travel subsidies. I am talking uniform subsidies, food subsidies, clothing subsidies, and on and on and on. It would be great!
Ok so I have the job? Good. The first thing we do is go back full time to the Hawaii Rainbow Warriors! Second an authentic Luau is mandatory before each and every home game with a roasted pig! That should be enough to get us on the right track. To start with.