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Jose Canseco Shoots Himself

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Jose Canseco, never regarded as a mental giant, shot his finger off while cleaning a gun. He's the "gift" that keeps on giving.  :rolleyes:

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/28/jose-canseco-hurt-in-shooting_n_6065124.html

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EWW just read something on Huffpo.

 

It is kind of hard to feel sorry for the guy.  I am glad he didn't shoot anybody else. 

 

I'm surprised he didn't shoot his own head off.  :sniper:

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How the phuck could you start the process of cleaning a gun with a round in the chamber, it's not possible to even start.  That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

 

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All I can think of is that he tried to take the slide off with the magazine in.  While dicking with that he put a round in the chamber, then pulled the trigger in all the confusion.

 

What a jackass.

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How the phuck could you start the process of cleaning a gun with a round in the chamber, it's not possible to even start.  That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

 

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All I can think of is that he tried to take the slide off with the magazine in.  While dicking with that he put a round in the chamber, then pulled the trigger in all the confusion.

 

What a jackass.

 

Maybe forgot it was hot. Took magazine out. Didn't check if it was loaded and did a mandatory dry fire before taking off the slide?

 

Jackass move regardless, but people make mistakes sometimes.

All is well, For Rice is gone.                  

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How many beers had he had? They located the bullet and after close inspection it had "Love, Mark McGuire" inscribed on it.

If you look on page 234 section B.1.2 of the US Governments Study on Steroid Abuse, It states that "Brain damaged steroid abusers that become whistle blowers for financial gain are 37% more likely to hurt themselves than the standard steroid abusing dipshiit."

Now we'll get another Canseco book covering this tradgedy in his life. And then the infomercials again.

"Hi, this is Jose Canseco. Most of you know me as the legendary baseball player, the successful author and accomplished actor on the Surreal Life. You're probably thinking 'Hey, Jose. What more could you possibly accomplish in life?' That's a great question, and I'll tell you."

"Two months ago I went under cover with a special DEA task force to intercept smuggled steroids into the US. The DEA gave gave me the lead to enter the room full of armed cartel men. Almost immediately I had my finger shot off. By Gods blessing, I survived that incident so that I may have the opportunity to introduce you to a new life changing product."

"Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to "Jose's Wonder Cream". I was completely blown away when I applied it to the area where my finger was blown off. In just two days it was completely healed. It immediately became clear to me what God wants me to do with my life. It's to get Jose's Wonder Cream into every single home all over the world. Please join me in my crusade to heal people. It's especially good at healing track marks.

God Bless

Jose Canseco & My Wonder Cream"

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I don't believe he was cleaning the gun.

 

If you're not smart enough to clear the weapon then you're not smart enough to pull it apart so you can clean it.  And if you haven't bothered to learn enough to clear the weapon, then you won't bother enough to clean your weapon.

 

I think he was just playing around with his gun and accidently shot himself.

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Top Ten Thoughts Going Through Jose Canseco's Mind When He Shot Off His Finger

(Wednesday, October 29, 2014)

 

10. "Is it 'clean before unloading' or 'unload before cleaning'?"

9. "There goes my Isotoner endorsement"

8. "Someone use my finger to dial 9-1-1"

7. "Did it curve foul?"

6. "I hope they catch the idiot who shot me"

5. "How do I count past nine?"

4. "Manicure: ruined"

3. "Your move, Plaxico"

2. "Is my gun okay?"

1. "Well, so much for finger-pointing"

 

c/o The Late Show with David Letterman

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