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I wonder if they did a DNA test on a monkey what the results would be and how many relatives would show up?

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4 hours ago, Warbow said:

It said I was 9.5% African

umm, must be coincidence that's the same size of my penis

9.5 mm...your boyfriend must be ecstatic. 

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These things are pretty cool. I did one last year and since I don't know my biological father I was pretty interested to see what it would come out as. The ones that came up were Western European (28%), Iberian Peninsula (27%), Native American (17%), Italy/Greece (11%), Bantu African (9%), and European Jewish (8%). And yes that is less then 100%; they don't consider things in the 1-3% range to be definite matches, so the remaining 10 percent was made up of "maybes".

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13 minutes ago, crixus said:

9.5 mm...your boyfriend must be ecstatic. 

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yes you are

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10 minutes ago, SalinasSpartan said:

These things are pretty cool. I did one last year and since I don't know my biological father I was pretty interested to see what it would come out as. The ones that came up were Western European (28%), Iberian Peninsula (27%), Native American (17%), Italy/Greece (11%), Bantu African (9%), and European Jewish (8%). And yes that is less then 100%; they don't consider things in the 1-3% range to be definite matches, so the remaining 10 percent was made up of "maybes".

come up with any relatives on your fathers side?

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it says some girl name Jennifer Lopez is my 3rd cousin

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16 minutes ago, Warbow said:

come up with any relatives on your fathers side?

To be honest I didn't really look around at that too much. The relatives thing seems pretty legit though; I got two definitive relative matches, my aunt and my grandfathers sister.

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3 minutes ago, SalinasSpartan said:

To be honest I didn't really look around at that too much. The relatives thing seems pretty legit though; I got two definitive relative matches, my aunt and my grandfathers sister.

you could have a half brother or sister somewhere. click on your aunts matches to yours, whoever is not on her list and on yours is most likely related to your father.

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5 hours ago, Warbow said:

I'm all mixed up

Scandinavian is the largest percentage 24%

Iberian Peninsula (Spain) is next at 13%

Native American at 7%

 

 

So that means roughly 45% alien...

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6 hours ago, Jack Bauer said:

I would like to do this sometime.

Soooo, you just want to give your DNA to a database that is almost certainly compromised by several intelligence agencies?  All kidding aside, I really liked the idea, then I thought of the privacy aspects. 

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2 hours ago, Warbow said:

I wonder if they did a DNA test on a monkey what the results would be and how many relatives would show up?

This is actually a fascinating question.  I think it might work with monkeys and other sub-humans.  Someone grab a sample from Dre's mom so we can see what kind of inbred chimp sired his ugly ass.

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5 minutes ago, VandalPride97 said:

Does not add up to 100%.  Sure you aren't from Boise?

Senegal 4%

europe west 17%

irelend 9%

italy 9%

great Britain 8.5%

 

damn I'm a fricken haole 

 

 

 

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10 minutes ago, VandalPride97 said:

Soooo, you just want to give your DNA to a database that is almost certainly compromised by several intelligence agencies?  All kidding aside, I really liked the idea, then I thought of the privacy aspects. 

What you hiding cuz? Test doesn't work on transgenders 

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