Warbow Posted April 20, 2017 Author Share Posted April 20, 2017 I wonder if they did a DNA test on a monkey what the results would be and how many relatives would show up? Quote Disclaimer: Any views or opinions presented by this poster (Warbow) are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of the Univesity of Hawaii or it's loyal fans. All quotes and opinions from Warbow are valid for 30 days following the date of post transmission and are subject to change at any time. All information published herein by Warbow is gathered from his own opinions or sources which are thought to be reliable, but the reader should not assume that the information is official or fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalua pig Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 4 hours ago, Jack Bauer said: I would like to do this sometime. i can do it for you right now for free.you are a haole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ph90702 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 I did a DNA test on there one time. My grandma kept insisting that I was Asian, but the test showed no evidence of that. I thought I was part Jewish, but the test showed no evidence of that either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crixus Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 4 hours ago, Warbow said: It said I was 9.5% African umm, must be coincidence that's the same size of my penis 9.5 mm...your boyfriend must be ecstatic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SalinasSpartan Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 These things are pretty cool. I did one last year and since I don't know my biological father I was pretty interested to see what it would come out as. The ones that came up were Western European (28%), Iberian Peninsula (27%), Native American (17%), Italy/Greece (11%), Bantu African (9%), and European Jewish (8%). And yes that is less then 100%; they don't consider things in the 1-3% range to be definite matches, so the remaining 10 percent was made up of "maybes". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warbow Posted April 20, 2017 Author Share Posted April 20, 2017 13 minutes ago, crixus said: 9.5 mm...your boyfriend must be ecstatic. yes you are Quote Disclaimer: Any views or opinions presented by this poster (Warbow) are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of the Univesity of Hawaii or it's loyal fans. All quotes and opinions from Warbow are valid for 30 days following the date of post transmission and are subject to change at any time. All information published herein by Warbow is gathered from his own opinions or sources which are thought to be reliable, but the reader should not assume that the information is official or fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warbow Posted April 20, 2017 Author Share Posted April 20, 2017 10 minutes ago, SalinasSpartan said: These things are pretty cool. I did one last year and since I don't know my biological father I was pretty interested to see what it would come out as. The ones that came up were Western European (28%), Iberian Peninsula (27%), Native American (17%), Italy/Greece (11%), Bantu African (9%), and European Jewish (8%). And yes that is less then 100%; they don't consider things in the 1-3% range to be definite matches, so the remaining 10 percent was made up of "maybes". come up with any relatives on your fathers side? Quote Disclaimer: Any views or opinions presented by this poster (Warbow) are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of the Univesity of Hawaii or it's loyal fans. All quotes and opinions from Warbow are valid for 30 days following the date of post transmission and are subject to change at any time. All information published herein by Warbow is gathered from his own opinions or sources which are thought to be reliable, but the reader should not assume that the information is official or fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warbow Posted April 20, 2017 Author Share Posted April 20, 2017 it says some girl name Jennifer Lopez is my 3rd cousin Quote Disclaimer: Any views or opinions presented by this poster (Warbow) are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of the Univesity of Hawaii or it's loyal fans. All quotes and opinions from Warbow are valid for 30 days following the date of post transmission and are subject to change at any time. All information published herein by Warbow is gathered from his own opinions or sources which are thought to be reliable, but the reader should not assume that the information is official or fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SalinasSpartan Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 16 minutes ago, Warbow said: come up with any relatives on your fathers side? To be honest I didn't really look around at that too much. The relatives thing seems pretty legit though; I got two definitive relative matches, my aunt and my grandfathers sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warbow Posted April 20, 2017 Author Share Posted April 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, SalinasSpartan said: To be honest I didn't really look around at that too much. The relatives thing seems pretty legit though; I got two definitive relative matches, my aunt and my grandfathers sister. you could have a half brother or sister somewhere. click on your aunts matches to yours, whoever is not on her list and on yours is most likely related to your father. Quote Disclaimer: Any views or opinions presented by this poster (Warbow) are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of the Univesity of Hawaii or it's loyal fans. All quotes and opinions from Warbow are valid for 30 days following the date of post transmission and are subject to change at any time. All information published herein by Warbow is gathered from his own opinions or sources which are thought to be reliable, but the reader should not assume that the information is official or fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalua pig Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 i just tested my dna.im part monkey,gorilla,and orangutan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSF Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 5 hours ago, Warbow said: I'm all mixed up Scandinavian is the largest percentage 24% Iberian Peninsula (Spain) is next at 13% Native American at 7% So that means roughly 45% alien... Quote In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headbutt Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Warbow said: yah I got it braided Sweet. Taking the Poke cheerleader approach. Nice touch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevada Convert Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 4 hours ago, Dr. Dre said: that and the dumb dumb gene. It's called the D-D Gene and you have it. Not only do you have the Dumb-Dumber Gene, the scientific community is talking about changing the name to the Dr-Dre Gene in your honor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slappy Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 6 hours ago, Jack Bauer said: I would like to do this sometime. Great family fun. Women love this test. Hope it all lines up for you Jack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VandalPride97 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 6 hours ago, Warbow said: I'm all mixed up Scandinavian is the largest percentage 24% Iberian Peninsula (Spain) is next at 13% Native American at 7% Does not add up to 100%. Sure you aren't from Boise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VandalPride97 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 6 hours ago, Jack Bauer said: I would like to do this sometime. Soooo, you just want to give your DNA to a database that is almost certainly compromised by several intelligence agencies? All kidding aside, I really liked the idea, then I thought of the privacy aspects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VandalPride97 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 2 hours ago, Warbow said: I wonder if they did a DNA test on a monkey what the results would be and how many relatives would show up? This is actually a fascinating question. I think it might work with monkeys and other sub-humans. Someone grab a sample from Dre's mom so we can see what kind of inbred chimp sired his ugly ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warbow Posted April 20, 2017 Author Share Posted April 20, 2017 5 minutes ago, VandalPride97 said: Does not add up to 100%. Sure you aren't from Boise? Senegal 4% europe west 17% irelend 9% italy 9% great Britain 8.5% damn I'm a fricken haole Quote Disclaimer: Any views or opinions presented by this poster (Warbow) are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of the Univesity of Hawaii or it's loyal fans. All quotes and opinions from Warbow are valid for 30 days following the date of post transmission and are subject to change at any time. All information published herein by Warbow is gathered from his own opinions or sources which are thought to be reliable, but the reader should not assume that the information is official or fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warbow Posted April 20, 2017 Author Share Posted April 20, 2017 10 minutes ago, VandalPride97 said: Soooo, you just want to give your DNA to a database that is almost certainly compromised by several intelligence agencies? All kidding aside, I really liked the idea, then I thought of the privacy aspects. What you hiding cuz? Test doesn't work on transgenders Quote Disclaimer: Any views or opinions presented by this poster (Warbow) are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of the Univesity of Hawaii or it's loyal fans. All quotes and opinions from Warbow are valid for 30 days following the date of post transmission and are subject to change at any time. All information published herein by Warbow is gathered from his own opinions or sources which are thought to be reliable, but the reader should not assume that the information is official or fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...