halfmanhalfbronco Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 https://www.facebook.com/bindtrump/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aslowhiteguy Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 #SatanistsAgainstTrump The left continues to amuse. Quote "Don't underestimate Joe Biden's ability to F@*k things up." Barack Obama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halfmanhalfbronco Posted February 25, 2017 Author Share Posted February 25, 2017 The spell calls for demons of the infernal realms to attack Trump. GG Trump. GG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aslowhiteguy Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 JM, YRF, UNLV01 and their buddies are shopping for caldrons on EBay Quote "Don't underestimate Joe Biden's ability to F@*k things up." Barack Obama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSanDiegan Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 As someone who thinks "hogwarts" is something you call your rural veterinarian to take care of, can someone please tell me wtf a "binding spell" is? I apologize in advance for throwing dead birds at you afterwords. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halfmanhalfbronco Posted February 26, 2017 Author Share Posted February 26, 2017 14 minutes ago, TheSanDiegan said: As someone who thinks "hogwarts" is something you call your rural veterinarian to take care of, can someone please tell me wtf a "binding spell" is? I apologize in advance for throwing dead birds at you afterwords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SJSUMFA2013 Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 Clearly a joke. Satanism is simply a mechanism to make fun of religion. No one believes in Satan and worships him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackmormon Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 24 minutes ago, TheSanDiegan said: As someone who thinks "hogwarts" is something you call your rural veterinarian to take care of, can someone please tell me wtf a "binding spell" is? I apologize in advance for throwing dead birds at you afterwords. From the internets... Binding spells are used to prevent someone or something from causing harm. They aren't the same as curses, where you inflict harm on another person. They are similar to, but slightly different from protection spells, which are meant to protect you from bad things occurring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugtang Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 11 minutes ago, SJSUMFA2013 said: Clearly a joke. Satanism is simply a mechanism to make fun of religion. No one believes in Satan and worships him. lol yes there are people who worship Satan. 5 Quote thelawlorfaithful, on 31 Dec 2012 - 04:01 AM, said:One of the rules I live by: never underestimate a man in a dandy looking sweater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aslowhiteguy Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 11 minutes ago, jackmormon said: From the internets... Binding spells are used to prevent someone or something from causing harm. They aren't the same as curses, where you inflict harm on another person. They are similar to, but slightly different from protection spells, which are meant to protect you from bad things occurring. Fortunately for you, they don't work. Otherwise, you wouldn't be able to open your mouth. Quote "Don't underestimate Joe Biden's ability to F@*k things up." Barack Obama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aslowhiteguy Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 21 minutes ago, SJSUMFA2013 said: Clearly a joke. Satanism is simply a mechanism to make fun of religion. No one believes in Satan and worships him. I think it's a religion, complete with rituals and (I think) tax exempt status. Maybe Mug knows for sure about the tax exemption. Quote "Don't underestimate Joe Biden's ability to F@*k things up." Barack Obama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSanDiegan Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 24 minutes ago, SJSUMFA2013 said: Clearly a joke. Satanism is simply a mechanism to make fun of religion. No one believes in Satan and worships him. This is not correct. There in in fact two branches of Satanism. the first, LaVeyan Satanism, is much as you describe - despite the richness of symbolism, is more-or-less an inversion of the principles of Christianity, i.e., a unadulterated pursuit of carnal selfish pleasures. The other branch does indeed recognize and venerate Satan as a supernatural being. The Church of Satan was formed by Anton LaVey in the '60s, and it has included some interesting and influential members over the years. ETA: @Aslowhiteguy is correct in that it is a recognized and Constitutionally-protected religion. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halfmanhalfbronco Posted February 26, 2017 Author Share Posted February 26, 2017 31 minutes ago, SJSUMFA2013 said: Clearly a joke. Satanism is simply a mechanism to make fun of religion. No one believes in Satan and worships him. Uhm not a joke. These are real occult groups. And Satanism is a very, very real thing, with millions of devout worshipers across the globe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrofade Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halfmanhalfbronco Posted February 26, 2017 Author Share Posted February 26, 2017 4 minutes ago, retrofade said: Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul. Mordor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonkee Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 Prayers sent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonkee Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 2 hours ago, SJSUMFA2013 said: Clearly a joke. Satanism is simply a mechanism to make fun of religion. No one believes in Satan and worships him. I see you are getting jumped on a bit for saying this but I agree with you. Sure there's probably a few hundred weirdos that are just trying to be "special" by worshiping Satan but that's all it really is and you are right in your intent. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonkee Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 4 hours ago, Aslowhiteguy said: #SatanistsAgainstTrump The left continues to amuse. Good thing there aren't any weirdos that support Trump that I could lump in with the rest of the right and use them as a way to dismiss all of the right. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halfmanhalfbronco Posted February 26, 2017 Author Share Posted February 26, 2017 24 minutes ago, toonkee said: I see you are getting jumped on a bit for saying this but I agree with you. Sure there's probably a few hundred weirdos that are just trying to be "special" by worshiping Satan but that's all it really is and you are right in your intent. This is so very wrong. There are millions around the globe. These groups are not "Satanists", they are member of the occult however and this was very much not a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonkee Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 14 minutes ago, halfmanhalfbronco said: This is so very wrong. There are millions around the globe. These groups are not "Satanists", they are member of the occult however and this was very much not a joke. Okay. Let's juts say I'm not worried about it and neither should you be. Their influence and numbers are nominal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...